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Aye. there is no way Bruce could be trusted in such a plan. He'd probably go on to win the league.

Reminds me of the good ole days when all the doormen went on a kind of strike, because they were afraid of a backlash from Viv Graham getting sent down.

I'm not sure I like his assertion that "People n the north can't put food on the table".

A rabid dog with 3 legs would have enough integrity to turn the job down.

I've got my Grandad's badge from when he was a bus conductor. I doubt Charnley knows the difference.

Has Piers Morgan got his coaching badges?

Imagine the pundits if we get taken over. We'll finish second one year and they'll be all "If I were a Newcastle fan I'd be angry at finishing second. The money they've spent, there's no way they should be accepting second place"

Nee way the TV companies are relinquishing the right to broadcast every game, at whatever time they see fit.

Why go out for a burger when you've got bacon at home.

Thin skinned? Of course he is. The surface area of his empty fuckin head would take the skin of two whole humans alone.

Cloughie is a fucking legend.

It's the easiest thing on the world to say "take a look at twitter", and sneak out while they're distracted.

This fat cunt has yet to earn his first weeks wage and you want to send him off with another couple of million.

I keep trying to start a new game of FM but the fun wears off once I've sacked every useless cunt on the staff.

Wouldn't be surprised if he's been an absolute tosser throughout negotiations and they're just stringing him along for the shits and giggles.

The same rationale there was for hiring him in the first place. None.

I watch football for the adverts.

His only motivation for making money was so that he can bully people.

Because Ashley really isn’t bothered about relegation. He thinks he can build a championship promotion team cheaper than he can build a premiership surviving one. He’s too thick to realise you need a top manager to achieve this though. Precisely. Why do you think the Championship standard players get contract extensions, and the PL quality get sold to PL clubs?

Ashley probably looks at that and thinks we only need 2 draws to survive.

The sign of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly, expecting different results. Ashley has sacked 2 managers after 3/4 of a season, and both times has been relegated. It's a strange old situation isn't it?

Nobody is still going. You're getting angered by your own predictions.

I'm blaming Bruce for the football. He doesn't deserve the payout if he is sacked. I'm glad to see him getting the abuse that should see him walk. After all, it's the club that pays his severance, not Ashley.

It only takes one person to do it. Why not you? Why is everybody else who hasn't done it a cunt?

No disrespect to Brighton. You fucking fraud.