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Ashley made a statement, did he? What short memories people have.

Depends what star sign he is. Ophiuchus.

Yeah. Somehow I don't think Fergie would have said that to Beckenbauer.

He might do a reverse Kenedy.

That's Dwight Gayle.

Yes there is. There's Large, out of Little and Large, examining the couplings twixt between two railway carriages, to see if there's any possibility of making a smart belt.

The Athletic said it somewhere and everyone took it as gospel despite no suggestion of it during the signing announcements. People are more likely to believe news reports if they subscribe to the publication.

I'm the same. And to make it even worse, now whenever a quiz question begins with "Which Scottish DJ..." I'm likely to say Calvin Phillips.

He's definitely the best we've seen in black and white. There could be an argument that Wijnaldum [at least] and maybe Sissoko have had better careers, but neither had their best years at Newcastle.

Couldn't last 60 mins when he was 26. Still loved the fella though. This is such bollocks like. Constantly put in more yards and sprinted more than anyone else on the pitch. Hyper bollocks actually.

Couldn't last 60 mins when he was 26. Still loved the fella though. My favourite player of the Ashley era. I loved the likes of HBA & Ba but Cabaye just oozed class. Mixed feelings over the long haul. Could rationalise him going on strike with Pardew, until he signed for him at CP.

Couldn't last 60 mins when he was 26. Still loved the fella though.

Room for one more on top.

This is today's watercooler moment? Jeez.

Christ! It's just over a year. Feels longer tbh I know. I can see now that you thought my "Christ" was suggesting you were being melodramatic. I honestly thought it was 3 years ago.

No point having decent players when we have the fat Doubtfire stinking the gaff out on the touch line. On the other hand, if Bruce gets the players he's asking for, he really won't have any excuses this season. Would have been nice if Ashley had given Rafa the same sort of backing, but at least it looks like he's not thrown the towel in altogether. Assuming any of these players actually get signed of course. The takeover will be his biggest excuse all season man and the thick spineless twats in the media will lap it up. Poor Brewcy didn’t have any chance this season, his preparations were disrupted etc etc etc Kebab shops were shut for 3 months man. His entire world turned upside down. Were they fuck, they were the only place you could actually get food from. The bloke would have praying for a longer period of lockdown. Don't let the facts get in the way of a good joke.

Christ! It's just over a year.

Actually think it breaks the tedium.

No point having decent players when we have the fat Doubtfire stinking the gaff out on the touch line. On the other hand, if Bruce gets the players he's asking for, he really won't have any excuses this season. Would have been nice if Ashley had given Rafa the same sort of backing, but at least it looks like he's not thrown the towel in altogether. Assuming any of these players actually get signed of course. The takeover will be his biggest excuse all season man and the thick spineless twats in the media will lap it up. Poor Brewcy didn’t have any chance this season, his preparations were disrupted etc etc etc Kebab shops were shut for 3 months man. His entire world turned upside down.

So Ryan, we have great plans here at NUFC. We aim for 17th place every year, we play shit football, you will be ignored by your teammates but dont worry we only get 20% possession every match anyway. You get your own wheelie bin...........oh and the bacon sarnies are to die for. Plllllllllllleeassssse sign! Are you certain of that?

How much did PIF make from the recent sale of their assets?

Torres like you've never seen him before, begging for a media career.

Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. Body AND face.

Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker.

Isn't losing your sense of smell one of the symptoms? Probably how he figured something was wrong... False alarm He came in and couldn't smell bacon so he panicked. Turns out they'd moved breakfast to another room.