BlackandWhite

Disgusting assault on Billy Sharp. Hope they arrest the fat coward who did it and throw the book at him. No doubt there’ll be some sympathy story about how it was “out of character”, though, and he is really a lovely charming bloke you see. Should still get a life ban from all football grounds at a minimum.

I wonder if the Mackems, being the morally superior ones of course, will renounce their British citizenship given all these close ties with the Saudis. I mean, we all know most RTG folk if they were taken over by the Saudis tomorrow would turn on their club due to their moral high ground, so can’t see why not.

I really want them to stay in league one for two more seasons and then go up so we can also refer to six league one seasons in-a-row ha! But if it's not to be, it's not to be. In fairness, while they're not the enormous club they think they are, they are too sizeable in terms of budget, fanbase, etc. for that shit league. Mid-Tier Championship is probably about right for them. There'll be plenty of other washed-up has been premier league clubs for them to hang out with next year.

The two most most defensive teams in the league with the same game plan to frustrate their opponents to death and rely on luck to carry them home. It really is a toss of the coin to see which shithouse goes through, but I think the mackems are the luckiest cunts of the two.

Exactly what we all saw coming. Yet another fluke last-minute goal. Their luck isn't running out anytime soon it looks like. Championship awaits. Hopefully, they embarrass themselves every week next season.

Interesting night ahead involving the seat-shitting Pedo worshipers, but I reckon they’ll get the job done. Alex Neil has made them defensively sound and hard to beat. They’ve had all the luck they need up the other end with jammy goals, but you need to keep them out the other end to avail of that at the same time. I think they’ll hold out and get another jammy goal if they need it. As for the final, it’s totally up in the air. Wycombe much like the scruffs have rarely conceded more than one goal in the last 2.5 months and they have experience on their side. An impossible final to predict.

Mourinho used to be an unbearably arrogant prick back in the day, but in more recent years he’s been a good laugh and a great character to have in football. Loves the game inside out, with an undying passion. Much like his is old mentor.

Alex Neil seems to mastered the art of playing shit but still winning with these cunts. Hard to see them not going up if they make the final.

Can’t find the words to describe how disgusting that is. Can only hope he gets the comeuppance he deserves in whatever way possible.

Leeds fans are definitely going to be shitting it the most after this weekend. Hard to see them getting more than 4 points more, so only thing that can save them is if Burnley's form implodes. True to the Scouse mackems title they deserve, Everton have mackem levels of luck, so they’ll be okay. The only difference is their luck doesn’t seem to (eventually) run out.

Hopefully, they keep up being that shite. Would be absolutely amazing to see them go down.

Really think that fucks Leeds more than it fucks the blue mackems at the moment. Still great, though.

Looking at the fixtures, and I would really not want to be Leeds right now.

I love having the luxury of supporting Burnley for their run-in now in the hopes the scouse mackems get a long overdue humbling.

Watford most definitely down now.

Third game in a row where the spawny cunts have got a fluky last minute winner.

West Brom need to sack Bruce ASAP before he rots their club even more. They’ve gone from play-off contenders to mid-table mediocrity very fast under him.

Rangers with a huge win, but personally think this ref’s been afraid of the Ibrox crowd. Roofe arguably could have been shown a second yellow for a reckless tackle, but wasn’t and scored moments later. You can see them beating Leipzig if they knocked out Dortmund, too. Could be a Rangers vs West Ham final. It will be a real test of the ‘Scottish big teams would suffer in EPL’ theory,

1,000 pages is what they had in 30 mins when our takeover finally went through and the bitter jelously cranked to 100. It took us three years. But aye, we’re obsessed, like.

3 massive home games in a row coming up after Spurs. Assuming Spurs best us, anything less than 3 points from them and we’re 100% back in the shit. We’d have to beat Norwich (carrow road being a bit of a bogey ground lately) and possibly hope to get a point or two from the others. I believe in Howe and co., but it’s not over yet.

What a shit night. And it’s virtually kept the scouse mackems in the league, too. Wood is absolutely awful. He’s got the reaction speed of internet explorer running on an old windows 99 PC.

The mackem scrote Pickword has well bottled it against us. The only illness os that we’re in his head haha!

I believe they’ll issue a special license to sell the club, and one of the conditions is that the money must go into a sort of escrow account; this account being locked from being accessed by Abramovic for the foreseeable future at least.

Burley are even worse than the Mackems back in the day for shithousing their way to survival each year. Another unflushable turd.

Their record against Burton since going down really is poetic justice after the piss they took out of us when we went down last.