BlackandWhite

No surprise with a mackem prick presenting the game

I am hoping our fans won’t be daft enough to run on the pitch tomorrow, and let the lads celebrate and do a lap of honour, but won’t hold my breath because every fanbase has its mugs.

Please have some sympathy for serial worriers like myself, who still worry about the 0.5% chance we won’t make it lol. It’s something the Mike Ashely era has scarred a lot of us with. Disaster was always around the corner, good things were never going to happen in his era. Right now; I am stressing over us barely having a midfield for Monday. Some of us healed from the Ashely era the day the takeover went through, but me myself still haven’t fully healed from the trauma of the Mike Ashley era. Seeing us the UCL might be the right antidote, though.

It’s the absolute spawiness, jaminess, and the fact they’ve the match officials on their side every game that worries me about Liverpool. I honestly think they’ll win all their remaining games giving the sheer amount of luck on their side. That means if we don’t win at Leeds, we’re under pressure to get two more wins from three games. The lads didn’t really handle the pressure of being in a cup final all that well and let the form dip for a few games, including the first half of the final; let’s hope they can hold their bottle this time.

Last time I looked, a defender who deliberately plays the ball is playing the opponent onside. As usual the standard of referring in England is in the gutters. The best league with the absolute worst refs.

Forget we got to it and act like we exited at the second round, go for walk in the park and do some shopping now we've Karius in goal for it

I would have thought pope spent about a minute and a half down on the deck, but there was no other major stoppage. Liverpool got gifted an extra minute and a half from nothing.

They think they’re the biggest club in the championship yet their manager’s just dumped them to go to Stoke City.

Hard to think of anyone who’s had an easier debut for us. We were so dominant today, we’d still have won with no goalkeeper playing.

I see that even in friendly matches they can’t score as many goals in Europe as wor Shola.

Spurs must be trying to build a diving team for the next Olympics and all. Kane and now Richarlision.

Much easier to stop a few thousand twats running on than tens of thousands.

As if they were going down anyway. Leeds are horrendous. With Brentford going for a too ten finish in their first season, no way do they win on Sunday.

It’s a funny way for Rangers to lose. Ramsey was their big January signing, they were at his feat, Boyd wanking himself silly on SSN deadline show. He was meant to be the signing that got them champions league, that won them the title, now’s he only gone and cost them the champions league. Oh the irony.

Disgusting assault on Billy Sharp. Hope they arrest the fat coward who did it and throw the book at him. No doubt there’ll be some sympathy story about how it was “out of character”, though, and he is really a lovely charming bloke you see. Should still get a life ban from all football grounds at a minimum.

I wonder if the Mackems, being the morally superior ones of course, will renounce their British citizenship given all these close ties with the Saudis. I mean, we all know most RTG folk if they were taken over by the Saudis tomorrow would turn on their club due to their moral high ground, so can’t see why not.

I really want them to stay in league one for two more seasons and then go up so we can also refer to six league one seasons in-a-row ha! But if it's not to be, it's not to be. In fairness, while they're not the enormous club they think they are, they are too sizeable in terms of budget, fanbase, etc. for that shit league. Mid-Tier Championship is probably about right for them. There'll be plenty of other washed-up has been premier league clubs for them to hang out with next year.

The two most most defensive teams in the league with the same game plan to frustrate their opponents to death and rely on luck to carry them home. It really is a toss of the coin to see which shithouse goes through, but I think the mackems are the luckiest cunts of the two.

Exactly what we all saw coming. Yet another fluke last-minute goal. Their luck isn't running out anytime soon it looks like. Championship awaits. Hopefully, they embarrass themselves every week next season.

Interesting night ahead involving the seat-shitting Pedo worshipers, but I reckon they’ll get the job done. Alex Neil has made them defensively sound and hard to beat. They’ve had all the luck they need up the other end with jammy goals, but you need to keep them out the other end to avail of that at the same time. I think they’ll hold out and get another jammy goal if they need it. As for the final, it’s totally up in the air. Wycombe much like the scruffs have rarely conceded more than one goal in the last 2.5 months and they have experience on their side. An impossible final to predict.

Mourinho used to be an unbearably arrogant prick back in the day, but in more recent years he’s been a good laugh and a great character to have in football. Loves the game inside out, with an undying passion. Much like his is old mentor.

Alex Neil seems to mastered the art of playing shit but still winning with these cunts. Hard to see them not going up if they make the final.

Can’t find the words to describe how disgusting that is. Can only hope he gets the comeuppance he deserves in whatever way possible.

Leeds fans are definitely going to be shitting it the most after this weekend. Hard to see them getting more than 4 points more, so only thing that can save them is if Burnley's form implodes. True to the Scouse mackems title they deserve, Everton have mackem levels of luck, so they’ll be okay. The only difference is their luck doesn’t seem to (eventually) run out.

Hopefully, they keep up being that shite. Would be absolutely amazing to see them go down.