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He just ran canny fast.

Mike you do realise you're the only black american on the forum, and as such the only person who will understand Dave Chappelle gifs.

I've seen a few Audis around the training ground today. That's probably the closest we're going to get.

The Fish and Chip shop in Forest Hall have just been informed to no longer pre-fry the 12:50 haddock and chips for Rafa and the lads.

I say give it to those nice chaps that want to buy Newcastle United.

Sure are a lot of people at the training ground today.

Dammit. Rumbled.

I've just asked an unladen African swallow which was carrying a coconut grabbed by the husk underneath it's dorsal feathers if this was done. It said aye. If I was to guess at it's average airspeed, I'd say it was doing about 8 meters per second.

Aye. Those look like NUFC fucktures to me.

Aye, Shola is canny, cares and talks to people. I know that sounds daft, but there's many involved with NUFC that don't even talk to other people they work with simply because they're not 'FIRST TEAM'.

I need a bath, but I want to wait till this takeover is done so I can head-to-toe with Gimp

Wasn't there a Skirge on here that used to post?

I was there when Ozzie Ourdealers was there, man. I WOZ DERE WHEN I ASKED ME STEP-DA WHO KEVEN KEYGAN WOZ AND WHY HE WAS SO EXCITED MAN. I WAS DERE WHEN KEVIN KELLY SCORE A HATRIX ON THE TELLY AND THEN BECOME WWF LIVEWIRE HOST MAN!

Imagine the new owner is a right bastard.

Lake District Takeover thread. Make it so.

Swerve - Buys Sunderland after discovering a love for Cheesy Chips and fat lasses in fountains.

Of all the things to edit. :lol:

Greg is a 5'8" ginger goalkeeping lunatic. He is the reason the roads are congested and the sea is full of plastic. Despite all of that, he never lies. Except that one time on tinder, but I'll forgive him.

People in here have better sources than twitter journalists.

Dan King is the nice one. Lee Marshall, not so much. Remember Nixon?

Ashley wanting to buy GAME. Selling his other shit. Hmm. He's just going to takeover the High Street and ban all Newcastle fans from ever shopping again.

Aye.