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I've just asked an unladen African swallow which was carrying a coconut grabbed by the husk underneath it's dorsal feathers if this was done. It said aye. If I was to guess at it's average airspeed, I'd say it was doing about 8 meters per second.

Aye. Those look like NUFC fucktures to me.

Aye, Shola is canny, cares and talks to people. I know that sounds daft, but there's many involved with NUFC that don't even talk to other people they work with simply because they're not 'FIRST TEAM'.

I need a bath, but I want to wait till this takeover is done so I can head-to-toe with Gimp

Wasn't there a Skirge on here that used to post?

I was there when Ozzie Ourdealers was there, man. I WOZ DERE WHEN I ASKED ME STEP-DA WHO KEVEN KEYGAN WOZ AND WHY HE WAS SO EXCITED MAN. I WAS DERE WHEN KEVIN KELLY SCORE A HATRIX ON THE TELLY AND THEN BECOME WWF LIVEWIRE HOST MAN!

Imagine the new owner is a right bastard.

Lake District Takeover thread. Make it so.

Swerve - Buys Sunderland after discovering a love for Cheesy Chips and fat lasses in fountains.

Of all the things to edit. :lol:

Greg is a 5'8" ginger goalkeeping lunatic. He is the reason the roads are congested and the sea is full of plastic. Despite all of that, he never lies. Except that one time on tinder, but I'll forgive him.

People in here have better sources than twitter journalists.

Dan King is the nice one. Lee Marshall, not so much. Remember Nixon?

Ashley wanting to buy GAME. Selling his other shit. Hmm. He's just going to takeover the High Street and ban all Newcastle fans from ever shopping again.

Aye.

Utter cheek if it was Mike who put that up. He discusses pages and pages of nothing in the comics thread regarding his Hentai.

I love those House Flipper shows.

New member, probs unaware of Giggs You reckon every football forum has their own version of ? I know the mackems have SEB,seems a bit of a common theme. See, I've been around a little while now and whilst I used context clues to work it out, I've never found out the reason why "giggs". There was news about Ryan Giggs once that people kept posting.

Bloody hell, its only been 7 days?

Have we been taken over and signed Pele yet?

If we do get new owners, I wonder if it's too late for them to buy the land back next to SJP.

Hoofball wins.

So pronounced.