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I like how Colback contains a symbol that could also be used as an emote to sum up most people's facial expressions when he returns to the starting 11.

Amazing this. I'm going to turn the ringer on, on my phone just in case. I'm sure I'll be on that list somewhere.

How much for your bath water? You can get my bath water with an IGN sub.

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Sunderland

They'll takeover Sunderland.

Brucey Brexit Special

Every time you use FCB for Mike Ashley my brain always reads it as Barcelona first. I'm like 'damn, VI going to be mad'.

Hey man, Dad bods are in!

Not enough genetically modified fucks for Mike

Post-Space Raider beef burps.

10p Space Raiders

Aye, I've just been to Greggs and they had a huge delivery. Seemingly they've upped production for the arrival of Bruce.

I have more faith in Ben and Liam tbh. Great coaches, good with people and have standards. They like to play out from the back and encourage overloads and one v ones.

That means they're probably the size of a sack of potatoes. That particular bag is 7.5 oz. A 48 oz. bulk box is available, though. Oozes? Australians?

Chris Hughton Joe Kinnear Alan Shearer Alan Pardew John Carver Steve McClaren Rafa Steve Bruce

Mike is American, not American Indian, mate.

This country slowly becoming American.

They're that mate who spent all his money on a class car, and that one decent suit they wear all the time, but live at home, with their parents, with a complete mess of a room.

"Please don't hate Mike Ashley, we're all working really hard, especially the selling party. The big bad press are telling porky pies. If this deal doesn't happen, it is nobody's fault at all. Except the press. Hate the press, love Mike Ashley. kk xoxo"

I was utterly spoiled like. Grew up with Keegan and Sir Bobby, I thought Ruud and Souness were going to be our darkest times.

Amazing.

What's the point in loyalty points when we're not aiming for Europe and don't want cup runs. So you can secure your away ticket to Bournemouth? C'mon now.

I look forward to the next takeover in November.

must finish between 17-10th, under no circumstances must European qualification or extended cup runs be achieved.