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3 points out of 30 But miraculously still 3 points to 17th. Fucking shite

I'd happily put 500 quid into a charity of your choice if we stay up. Providing you put the same into one of mine if we go down I'm that confident the likelihood of us winning enough games to survive is absolute zero If you're that confident, why don't you bet £500 regardless ? It's looking grim but there's no way you'd have the balls to make that bet, so really you're not as certain as you're claiming.

Jesus I thought 27m was a steal as well

We really can't play football on the deck like. Everytime it's hoofball to one of the worst strikers you're ever likely to see. Getting battered of Forest Fucking shameful stuff

I've never been sold on Perez. I want so much to like him and for him to succeed but for me he's never going to be anything other than a poor striker. He's got technical ability but it's not enough to make up for the glaring weaknesses in his game. I can't see us ever getting anywhere long term as long as he's playing in our starting 11.

We really looked like a carbon copy of last season at times which is because we have the same fucking players. It's only pre season granted, but that was shite. It's the 'every last penny the club generates' thing that gets me the most. Pure shameless lies. Mitro £22m Merino £10m Mbemba £5m Sels £4m Shar £3.5m Dubravka £4m Muto £9.5m £24m difference. £29m if you include the final Mitro fee. That's not to mention TV money and what not. We should have at the very least £50m to play with imo. I just can't believe the media doesn't pick up on it and he gets such an easy ride.

Never felt he settled 100%. Good luck to him. There's a good player in there somewhere. Hopefully he can reach his potential.

Sounds like a goodbye to me. Good luck to him if so. Quality player and done a cracking job for us.

Such an offensive title. I'm fuming. It's embarrassing. Enjoy that he scored against the Mackems, but don't fucking make it embarrassing. Just fucking don't, mate. Yeah?! It's a sarcastic reposte to their claims that they relegated us last time. Exactly. As if anyone was taking it seriously ffs

Someone get in touch with that lass that got Alan Barnes a house.

I agree. The lad's quality. We need a left footed cult hero once again. Bring him home.

Carraghers not sorry for doing it, he's just sorry he got caught. If he hadn't have been filmed and put his cushy job at risk, there's no chance in hell he would be as remorseful as he's making out he is. He's a helmet and always has been.

Aye fair enough. Find it hard not to associate Palace with knacker chops and the way they went on with our fans when they thought they were high flyers after a few good results.

I'm feeling more confident then I was 2 weeks ago. In an ideal world it would be Stoke, Crystal Palace and West Ham. I think it will be Huddersfield, Stoke and West Brom. It's literally going to go to the last game of the season though isn't it?

Wtf was that? That was an unreal performance. One of the best performances from any toon midfielder I've seen in a long time. Literally every pass, tackle, dribble was absolutely perfect. Buzzing

Game against Palace is massive. Pivotal point in the season imo.

They seem to be doing a Sunderland and beating teams they should be getting twatted off. Hopefully the wheels fall off soon.

Play like the first 70 minutes of that match and I think we will stay up comfortably with Kenedy and Slimani playing. Were in the dirt if we don't start putting them chances away. The way I see it, Joselu and Gayle are the worst strikers in the league and were still grinding out draws and being unlucky not to win. I think we will be ok but ... Newcastle

Definitely up there. I can't think of any qualities he has a striker. Slow, weak, poor in the air, scuffs every shot and a touch that makes Shola look like Ronaldinho. Fuck him

Easily the worst striker we've had in recent memory. Hope he never plays for us again

I guess we can do it on cold rainy night in Stoke Stoke though. Shameless tactics at the end there lol. I'd have been fewming if they had scored that chance because they were climbing all over Dummet I think it was in the lead up to the shot.

That hit from Merino was eerily similar to Ben Arfas goal against Everton

Are we really on the cusp or getting rid of him?

It was always going to be this kind of season with a few bad runs and a few purple patches. The only positive spin from this bad run is that somehow we haven't dropped that many places and hopefully it'll make Ashley worry another relegation is on the cards and realise that another £300m offer isn't going to come for a very long time if he doesn't take it now. We really need to get that tied up either way in the next few weeks so we can start focusing on the second half of the season.

Aye. It's like playing with 10 men. Need to get rid