Rod

And your a tit!

AND I did stress that it wasn't necessarily football related. They are just miserable f#ckers with massive chips (cheesy) on their shoulders.

My employment in sunderland was over 15 years ago. Explain that.

Explain. Not sure what you are on about.

I unfortunately worked in sunderland in the past for approximately 18 months. I have worked in many UK places and abroad. In my honest opinion the mackems are the most deluded, jealous, miserable set of people I ever came across. This is not just football related either. Just life in general.

He's 6'7"

I'm not too embarrassed to say I don't even know what that means.

90 minutes analysis. . Our midfield were rubbish. A 17 year old kid was the stand out. Joelinton was awful. Tonali meh. . No pace in defence. . Gordon is going to be awesome this season. . Pope is the best keeper in the Premier. I finished my Sauvignon Blanc but refuse to go on the gin and tonics. Far too early in the day.

90 minutes analysis to come after ........... 90 minutes. My bottle of Sauvignon is nearly finished so be gentle with me. I want no spelling mistakes.

Excellent tactics from Howe. The change up top has Chelsea bamboozled.

Pope is on. I now expect a comfortable 4-1 win. Yes. He is that important.

Right, I have torn up my notes on the first half all because of Miggy. Anyway here goes. I will bullit Point my observations because I don't want to turn into Stifler (winky face). . We look poor in defence because of lack of pace. . Gordon is scaring the shit out of the opposition. . We lack any ingenuity from midfield. . I can't wait for Pope to be back in goal. . Chelsea have a lot of fantastic footballers. If Poch gets them working as a team then they will be up there.

I will do my first half analysis at half time (obviously). However, I must warn you all that I am now on the Sauvignon Blanc.

Schare had 5 yards on him and the Chelsea player still won the ball. Which led to a yellow for Schare.

We are far too slow at the back.

I can't wait for the 11th August.

Very good.

If you thought the Argentina men were cheats then you want to see their women. They are a disgrace. Rolling around on the floor if a blast of fresh air hits them.

Leo Sayer?

Younguns singing sectarian songs, yet I would be looking for trouble by wearing my Toon top. According to some on here.

Great to see the younguns on the second half. I don't think some on here realised that. Moaning and groaning because it wasn't six nil.

OK then. Bruno is having a mare but understandably so.

You aren't allowed to say that.

He's a shite footballer!

He's not good but also not as bad as some are making out and I can't stand him by the way.