Rod

If my Auntie was my Uncle ............

Not sure what you mean. I am an old man though.

They will be relegated next season. Put a bet on.

You mean Bruce was a coward, yeah?

Mings is the most overrated centre back in my opinion. Never an international player in a million years.

I'm in the back garden/decking drinking Aperol Spritz (yes Aperol Spritz) and have just told the wife that we are in The Champions League. I'm very rarely wrong you know.

Yip. That was a poor finish. Just being honest.

Ideal would be to win the Champions league.

How did Schar get booked and not the other bloke when they had a girl slapping exercise? Shocking refereeing.

Oh Christ! So you actually are a primary school teacher?

Ha ha ha. You're mental!

This is true by the way. He still laughs at us in his cowardly giggly style.

OK then, is this more apt. Bruno is carrying an injury and was awful today. Same outcome you know.

He's been shocking.

No that can't be true because.......................

That surely can't be true. Uni Emery is getting them to the promised land. He's a miracle worker you know?

I'm sure the commentator has just said, regarding Salah, "what a fabulous fabulous showing from this fabulous player". I honestly never saw this fabulous display.

Just being polite.

Truth be told, they've been rubbish.

Thank you.

You must be mistaken. Emery is taking his team above us, Arsenal and Man City. He's brilliant don't you know?

Where is your local? If you don't mind me asking.

Can't possibly be a defeat for Villa, Uni Emery is a genius don't you know?

Should have been 10-1. Don't be silly.

Which neither are going to happen. Both draws in my opinion.