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Fear not. We have the full support of the Saudi Secret Service raking through this lots email history. We’ll be alreet.

Great feeling to feel like we are formally still wanted by the consortium, regardless of where we are in the process.

Delilah?

Hates the nust doesn’t he!

Of course I do. No real supporter wouldn’t want to see the end of Ashley. I’d like facts though. Not bullshit from some narcissistic arsehole on Twitter or someone telling everyone soon, wait etc.

It’s great PR and gets the general public on the clubs side. Painting the EPL in a bad light even if they have nothing to hide.

And they’ll also find Helmut Oberlander in the basement of the Brunel building

One of our super photo shoppers should get that noncey looking mp doing an England…..”and Sunderland” mock up

The deluded world of nufc takeover: ”We have evidence of the EPL harbouring nazi war criminals” NUFC Twitter: ”100% they did, knew it!”

Because Whitley posted it for him. “Your turn sausage”

It was chicken with salad. Enough to scare dough face straight into Greggs

I had a nice kebab last night

No news again. Just incase anyone was unsure.

It’s a long trip home to England for all those Ukrainians

When Pickford fucks up he properly goes to shit

Shouldn’t be anybody v anybody to be fair. Nothing wrong with a bit of piss taking but some of this shit is just petty, low blows. Very frustrating times because of the lack of information, but if anything has been proved it’s that the noisiest of Twitter twats know fuck all and they’re not worth reposting on here without any substance behind them. keep that shite for the positive thread and no-one should mind!

Twatter NUFC fans now seeing Mike Ashley as a hero. What a fucking game this man is playing. 65000 screeming jawdies first home game

Well I enjoyed that. Things were getting a little stale in here. a perfect non-statement that can be used by both the posi and negy squads. Couldn’t ask for any better ammo to keep this thread going!

That kids carer let’s him post anything!

Shows the quality of the spangles our fan base is resting their hopes on!

I know this is tongue in cheek but if it wasn’t it’s the perfect example of the desperation in our fan base.

His real name is Grodon.

Good point 1496

People desperately need some hope to cling on to. Hence the popularity of the absolute whoppers on twatter. Stories of top managers being in a holding pattern until the big day. Ashley cewking the bewks is a sign etc etc. in the real world you’d swerve Keith like you would the rambling tramp arguing with himself on Northumberland street. Mimms became a god like figure with his disciples wanting anyone who called him out banned Come on man! I reckon there’s more chance of us being relegated under Bruce next season than being owned by PIF Wait my arse.