Mahoneys Tache

Too much gloating going on here. Nigh 50 years following Newcastle has taught me that getting cocky and gloating inevitably leads to both looking like absolute cunts and more importantly some vicious karmic twists and next thing you know some fucking pudden is bubbling on telly at Filbert Street.

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What’s this about Neves? Shifty way of swerving FFP? This will bite us on the arse if it’s true. thought there was something fishy about a 26 year old going there

Probably a good thing given Di Canio’s political proclivities

Penthouse suite in the Dunston Rocket.

Death rates in tiger milkers are at an all time high.

You’re getting mixed up with water sports when the participants have a UTI.

I think that was the carnivore diet.

Unless they strangle you.

I do love a middle aged red faced small c conservative. Good work.

Give or take Chelsea and Fulham. And northwich Victoria. And Solihull Moors.

Homoerotic.

Yeah. Freddy Shepherd is showing him the Byker Wall in his Range Rover

Any cunt who is happy to be photographed wearing matching festive onesies with their lass and with a mutant dog on his lap has no place at Newcastle United.

A more hirsute and less twatty Shelvey basically.

Chelsea became a brand. Manchester City have always been a football club.

Fair play to them. Always thought Moyes was a good lad.

So has aslan but he won’t fit into a football ganzie.

Guessing you’re under 40

Not followed the thread. Been listening to five live. Cracking stuff. can I just confirm that there has been disgraceful entitled pissing and moaning here?

‘Mr Levy’s club’ ?

Fucking stats man. The demise of football. Eddie Van Halen was better than Angus Young because he played more notes a second. yeah but AC/DC sold more records than Van Halen. yeah but Angus was only any good because Malcolm wrote the songs and they played defensive midfield riffs. blah blah blah. Stats my arse. Allardyce is all about the stats. I bet Tino’s stats were shit.

Understandable. He doesn’t want to make mistakes and make a Charlie of himself.

That’ll do. Fucking magnificent. In 50 years, since the 74 cup final it’s essentially been wank. A few moments of heart pounding anticipation followed by crushing disappointment. This feels different. this could be the biggest result since Ned’s finest hour.

No. Pull yourself together man.