Mahoneys Tache

Speed and Lee kept that level of performance up well into their 30’s and fitness and nutrition are much better now.

We aren’t going to finish top four and the final panned out as I expected it to. Still the best season since SBR (Pardew doesn’t count) and I’m more than happy with things. Top four was always an outside chance. Two games in hand on spurs but it’s going to be Liverpool that piss on our chips.

They should do some metrics about percentage of commentary about Manchester as opposed to Newcastle. Fucking shocking bias.

Dyspraxia is a gyp.

Have I just seen a bullet point post on a football forum? shit the bad man. The world’s gone mad.

Yeah S’tam. That was as spawny as fuck too mind.

Was pardew at S’tam when mascherano and tevez signed? As I remember they were going down until those two signed or have I remembered it wrong?

He looked good in a pair of Joe 90 gegs though.

Some fucking sense being spoken here. Some raging bollocks too and fuel for people who take the piss about our expectations. pull yourselves together man. We’re fourth. This time a year ago we’d have settled for fourth bottom come the end of the season. Other than great football, the only reason Leicester won the league was because other teams bottled it and they were incredibly lucky with injuries. That was a once in a generation thing.

I expect he’s going to hike the rent to an unsustainable level when the contract runs out in June and make sure the only way the club stays afloat is him buying it.

Working ?

Has ‘skelp’ gone out of use? I was subject to many skelpings as a lad.

Anderson.

Automatic? Finding a vein when changing gear is a gyp.

I want us to sign Harry Souttar from Stoke on account of him having the same name as Oor Wullie’s pal.

The long run being the main point. After the previous horror show ownership this situation is amazing. I can wait a year for champions league football if it means a more measured and planned approach to rebuilding a balanced squad.

Not really inviting trouble. Maybe inviting finishing in the top 6-7 rather than the top four. A year ago that would have seemed like an opium fiend’s pipe dream. Bit of perspective here man.

Looks like one of the corpses running around in HP Lovecraft’s Herbert West: Reanimator.

My forest supporting mate is horrified. I think they are buying him as much for his experience and maturity (for a given value of mature) and to help all the youngsters as they are a player on the field.

Because we’ve got form for getting all agitated at the drop of a hat.

That made me cackle. Quiet cackle because the wife is nigh asleep but a cackle nonetheless.

Fuck him. ‘I want champions league football’ he said when he was tarting himself around clubs and arsenal were sniffing then promptly fucked off to the dippers because they offered him a shitload of money. Wanker.

Folks are forgetting what the expectation was this time last year. Finishing in the top 8 would be a magnificent season. what happened to ‘we just want a team that tries’? some short memories and daft expectations all of a sudden.

Saw to Bellamy too.

And if / when he does it to us?