Mahoneys Tache

tidied.

Aye. Andy Cole and Les Ferdinand were wank. And don’t get me started on that plank we signed from Vancouver.

Schar to get the gig as Henry Cavill’s body double in the upcoming warhammer series.

Isak / Watkins is the new Shearer / Henry. Next few seasons are going to be interesting times.

Shurrup man. Not yet.

Giveowwa. You can’t see the woods for the trees man.

Full kit with a complimentary platinum club membership and a tonsil deep gobble off Monica Bellucci for ten Bob and a pickled egg and I still wouldn’t give the cunt a poond of my hard earned cash.

Just look at his spread betting.

The lovechild of Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Hill.

The Harry Kane statue is shite. He looks like the 1990’s Lilt kid.

One of those rare occasions where you can’t abide either of the fuckers and enjoy the distress of the vanquished whichever one it might be. Particularly enjoy the 4-3 score here.

A comfortable mid table finish would have been a luxury three years ago. I can tolerate this.

And I’m entitled to tell him to shut up, dick.

Shut up man.

Sell Ginola, buy Des Hamilton and Carl Serrant. Fucknose.

Straightforward to me this one. SBR being too honourable to dump his contract at Barca. If he’d taken over when he was offered it when KK resigned we’d have won the league with the team we had and we’d have rampaged through the champions league the following and it would have established us as a long term competitive club at the highest level.

Burn’s a liability.

That’s quite the enthusiastic piece mind. kevin Zenon sound like the name of a musician who strode the transition between glam rock and punk in 1970’s New York like a fucking Titan on amphetamines. Get him signed.

His fault Ashworth is leaving too.

Were you supposed to be revising for your end of year exams too?

There’s a football journalist drinks in my local who worked as a publicity type at West Brom the same time as Ashworth who says he was absolutely brilliant at what he does. We’ll be alright though.

Just checking in. Burn and / or Miggy to blame for (insert details here)?

Bridges fettled himself getting off the toilet.

It doesn’t mean a dang thing.

In a moral sense yes.