Mahoneys Tache

He’s a Coventry lad. He hates Villa.

Proof of parallel universe five live said ‘wonderful work by Jeff Hendrick’

I was talking to the former press officer of WBA when Ashworth was there at the same time. Said all the positive stories are true. Described him as the best in the business

I asked a question about this yesterday and got fucking murdered for it, even though I’d said clearly that I didn’t like the notion of them getting twitchy. No one has any idea how they will react to a dodgy period because they are an unknown quantity up to now. I hope they are sensible about it but I have a sneaky suspicion that they might panic if the crowds get restless.

Can’t disagree with a word of that.

Exactly. I wasn’t asking about string theory.

I meant that nobody has any clue about whether it’s devils advocate time or how patient the new owners will be. and there seems to be a very low inflammation bar here.

Man, I asked a reasonable question. There’s been one reasonable response.

What? That the place is crawling with fannies who can’t tell the difference between speculation and opinion?

Well that was my point. You have no idea about that. Neither do I or anybody else.

Time to move this to the chat forum. This cunt has not produced football in a decade

Considerably more than there was in the knee jerk responses. I asked a speculative question which I qualified by saying that I didn’t think it would be a good idea. The responses were the thoughtless ones. Like I said, we know nowt about how they will respond and how tolerant they will be of perceived lack of success. It was a reasonable speculative question met with unreasonable responses

Wilco chief. Let’s all stop thinking.

Ragging Dennis Wise on his debut around by the throat was a cause for optimism to be fair.

You’re getting inflamed by an obviously speculative question. Take some ibuprofen and have a lie down. It’ll ease it for you.

Well it’s not like suggesting we murder a child really is it? we know fuck all so far about what their expectations are and how they will respond to a perceived failure to meet them do we? inflammatory? You’re a sensitive soul.

I agree but I think we might do better than 7th.

Do you need me to explain ‘devil’s advocate’ to you? Did you miss the bit where I said ‘I don’t agree with this’? I didn’t say I think it would be a good idea. fuck my hat.

Well yeah, hence Devil’s advocate.

Devils advocate time. I don’t agree with this, but over £200 million spent over two windows, one win in 6 games. Pochetino unemployed. How long til the owners start to get a twitchy trigger finger?

While I agree with the view that he’s an arse, I’m going to suggest that Lee, McGarry, Dinnis and to an extent McFaul were worse at the job than him.

I was in corfu in august and got talking to a lad who said he’s basically Greece’s answer to Escobar, minus the flamingoes and rhinos.

Peppering the goal at the city ground 95/96. Albert plumb sitter, hit it properly and Crossley turned into inspector gadget or Reed Richards to keep it out point blank. This was after Woan had scored the screamer. I Was sat behind the goal with home supporters in the bridgford end and I was nigh bursting.

What would I do? Cornwall?

‘Aaal we want is a team that tries’ 6 months later: ahh howay man we ownly proved our team beyond our wildest dreams a year agan. fucking hell man. Get a collective grip.