David Edgar

It really is.

Lads like Tonali and Isak are only signing if more are following.

Curb your enthusiasm music...

Can I hear the distant sound of the curb your enthusiasm music?

Vinícius is annoying.

This Brazil 11 is playing so poorly as a team. Shite header from Big Jow there.

This Brazil penalty is a laughable decision

Bruno was cleaned out in the box, but that's fine cos the pass he had attempted a split second before was to an offside player. So you can just fucking wipe out players in that scenario and get away with it

That's my Duflapka.

"Oh..." *long pause*

What do the weekends look like post CL ties? We want easier sides in those slots.

What is a quote in any case? Not the nouns or the verbs or the punctuation that makes it grammatically correct...

Kept the score down to 4. Quality.

Bought a lottery ticket, I'm closing in on winning the jackpot.

Downgraded to "difficult" deal to do. Lock this.

Bored of Barella now. Who next?

What is Real Madrid want him next summer? What do we do?

Max Cherry missing a glorious opportunity to go with Mr Burns.

Someone is getting their hands chopped off in the morning.

Contributions to this? Just billions of them.

Fucking Lukaku