Groundhog63

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Watched most of their games, now I'm back in love with football, and I'm happy with the standard. Had a text last night from a pal sagging it off as "Non-league". Again, due to my renaissance, I've watched a canny bit EFL and the lasses are as good as L2, maybees L1. Tbf it's a mute comparison because they can only play as good or as bad as the standard as it us now across the platform. None of the games I've seen so far could be called hoof ball. Some, a lot, of tidy play. The keepers have always been a problem. I've just googled Hope Solo thinking she'd was tall but even she was only 5' 9". Talker than me like but so is the female Krankie. I don't know why the Woman's FA haven't scoured the country for freakishly tall lasses like thier Olympic counterparts. Think rowing etc etc Anyways, enjoyed it on the telly with the wife whilst watching the Toon on my phone. Mind, as per, outed myself as a knacker when she commented on "a good attendance of 28k" & I sneared at her, "what are you on about, it holds nearly 100k man, there's way more than that" "Sheffield man, you tit"

Quelle beef?

They were. One of them less informed than the other. Think he was the one who'd been researching a random NUFC fans site and started listing our fav rated players ???

Thought we played well in 1st half. Changes at half time killed the game and big Joe fucked it up. Good run out tho.

"my tolerance of the poorer quality players is going to be quite minimal." What are you going to do to the "poorer quality players" that managed to have us in top4 form? Booo them?

Grow up

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You must've missed The Anson 11pm last orders call then ?

Same as Bruce then. Explains the fucked up twang

I don't think they will but them flirting with the drop then panic loaning Danny Graham in January will be sublime

Tory

The only thing he's discovered is 3 bottles for a tenner at his local Waitrose

My Aunty and her wife were there and in nearly every fucking picture that Adam Pearson's in shot. Creepy, inclusive, bastard that he is

A blowy

No

I'm old enough to remember Leslie Phillips. Lechary could be a low bar ?

I hope the lad progresses on and with us. He's got those, on loan, relegation saving goals on his CV and that passage of poetry when he sent everyone's galactico, Tielemans, for a Chronicle then deliberately crossed the ball off a Leicester player's foot for wor Bruno to fucking head the cunt into the net. His place in my homecoming is cemented.

Nothing inappropriate about that unless you think she's not a real lass, in as "unreal" ? Nothing un-pc about admiration unless it's laced with lechary ?

Should've grassed him up. There's a chance he could run over, and possibly kill, a budding Internet sensation whilst distracted.

Tbf theres a canny few taking in water after last night's debacle

I tried to hunt them down online and couldn't find anything.

Hat tricks 20th August and 4th March imminent

I've actually watched a few of their games last year and have kept an eye on the squad. Seemingly last nights defeat was the "2nd string" (I recognised most of them AND the bench btw, plus their new new star man.) Seemingly also friendlies aren't "intense" & "just a run out" then in the next breath "I was impressed with L2 Bradford. They had their full team out and they played with intensity etc etc" Anyway this kid's gotta be an Uncle