Groundhog63

Reading the match thread, much like every match thread, and other threads like the Harvey Barnes one makes me laugh like. Some of you lot would go home from work to your Super model wife, standing in her provocative lingerie having just prepared your steak dinner and you'd still kick off because a spoon was in the fork tray.

Cash turnstiles? Hair cut while you wait?

That's what I said. Much to no avail 😂😂😂

MrsG is still traumatised by hearing Manure fans suggest little Phil Foden's Mam has an interesting personal life. So much so she went a bit loony when the Toon fans were singing about Vardy's wife being "a slag" "They're not man, they're calling her a grass, which she is, tbf" "why is it, when it comes to football, you go all 12yr old?" 🙄😂

@BoSelecta @Magpie @Pokerprince2004 @Mattoon @JLC @lxsln Fill ya boots

Arseholes..... Next round is up 👍

Cairan Clark > Fabian Schar

Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😳

Yeah, 3 nil just doesn't do it

3 zip and this thread will still be full of moans and groans 😂😂😂😂

"lack of effort" is up there with "legs have gone" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Seems a bit disingenuous using promoted team's spending as a stick to beat them with. After all, we've spent a fair bit but the fall back position has always, quite rightly, been "yeah, but look at the squad we/he inherited" Goes for those 3 teams as well.

Tbh Grasshopper, if it wasn't for the fact she's me wing women, my pal's occasional box invite, the snide tv and our magically never empty beer fridge, I might try more often 😉

FWIW had a go at Member General this morning. # Not sure, exactly, when Queue-it started but at 09.25 I refreshed the page and it had started. Come 10am when it ran I was 24,000th, plus some, in the queue. About an hour's waiting. I got on about 10.50. Could've actually bought 2, separate, tickets. LS for £50+ and/or MS for £70 odd. She's more than likely going to be at graft anyways so I didn't bother. By the time I came to that conclusion only the £71 ticket was available then went. Shows if I bothered my arse a bit I could get

Ramirez is being a pedant. Just get the shirt on and walk about with that arm in the air. Badge will be the right way up AND, as an added bonus, you'll get on Look North for breaking the World Record for Shearer impersonation

Tbf I'd be very surprised if the final outcome wasn't a full refund or replacement. My money's on the club merch people being absolutely swamped with sales. Huge sales brings a percentage of fuck ups that need sorting. I'd be interested to know how many shirts they've sold these last few weeks. Must be loads.

This. Fluffer

All the chants have got him rattled. Not as rattled as his Ma's been tho but 🤔🤪😜

I'm not really invested in the football anymore. I'm searching for Mrs Foden on OF

"Yer Mam is a slag, yer Mam is a slag, Phil Foden, yer Mam is a slag" Harsh. MrsG not impressed.

Just watched 10 mins. Sacked it off cos MrsG will lap that up when she gets up. I'll stick it on when I get back from the 2nd fookin dog walk of the day. #dogslife

Back on the subject of that Ipswich back pass fuck up and subsequent free kick. The Wolves gadge rolled the ball backwards for the other one to take the shot, I thought you couldn't do that?

Tbf it would be rib tickling if, as they line up at Wembley, Peter Drury says... "And the two North East minnows, looking to emerge from the shadows of their illustrious neighbours, line up on the same pitch that those very neighbours took over a mere 10 weeks ago"