Groundhog63

Arse is already 50p/5p

If they had Jack the Rippers on, a free half with every pint, bit sing a long and a compere that gave some random kid loads of varying liquid items to drink until they barfed it would be rammed #90s

You're attending a football match not taking a shit on a night out. Go earlier. ?

It's not like John Tyson tackled him. Get it shown.

Farce

Malnutritionwashing

Fucking students Edited Actually getting my Calf mixed up with my Strutter

Sounds like a character from Phoenix Nights

The BBC website, live is fucking garbage.

I said "handy" ? I mean he could launch a pot noodle at him, or a tin of peas, dog food or an item of confectionery but can he windmill?

His fucking fatha needs a straightener for that shit. Do we know anyone handy from Hebburn ?

Seen that. Great film and very upbeat. However, can't beat Marvelous for that.

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The rich with all their connections don't know shame. They generally get what they want. The richer you are the fewer people say "no"

Is that not out the window if they've made "X" amount of 1st team starts?

Tidied

Can't be, she's not into WFH which, as we all know, is in the mackem DNA Watch. From. Home

Varnigh threw up looking at that VIP section. Cunt row seats

Could do with a red card and a couple of hammies

What a save

Yeah but does he look as ill as that Trossard? Permanently at death's door that one

Seaton Deleval says "nul points"

Welling up

Ok it was either here or "Vaguely Amusing" but ?????