JeffJ

He’s fucking sensational like. The build up for the first goal, the first touch and then killer pass is sublime. The quality he has on ball, along with ridiculous work rate is something special. Arise, Sir Alex.

Absolute bullyramming. Thoughts and prayers with the Durham Reds. At least the cunts will be home by now.

Men against boys. Battered them. Ten Hag shitting the bed with his subs is hilarious. McClaren tactics that like.

Sky’s coverage of these two teams is fucking embarrassing like. No better than the daft cunts on fan channels.

6 goals conceded in 40 minutes. Streetwise.

Fucking hilarious. ‘Streetwise’ Man Utd’s luck has ran out in spectacular fashion.

That time wasting tactic in the first 20 minutes really worked out well for Ten Hag.

Fred’s PED’s really kicking in this half, he’s everywhere.

Megastore day trippers with their phones out getting all excited thinking De Gea saved the pen. Shame.

What a cracking game. Second leg more of the same please.

Hell of a result for Man Utd. Bumper sales day in the Megastore after that. Glazers win.

Dubravka would have stopped that.

Captain Clinical offside. Shame.

Get the fuck in!!

Liverpool are a fucking shambles. Love it.

Just got to hope Brentford don’t come in and offer him £90k.

Canny sloppy 4-1 away win! That might have been the worst we’ve been on the ball this season since Brighton ? Doesn’t matter who we play, its all about us. Two more big games to win. If we can get through on Wednesday night then fucking tear into Chelsea.

Klopp running out of ideas or the inhalers have worn off. Managed to get themselves up for the Man City game followed by losses to Forest & Leeds points to serious problems.

Was clear he was the main one we wanted in January and you can see why. He’s made to build a team around, 22 years old and already looks totally at home, £32m man, ridiculous bargain. Spurs spent £45m on Davison Sanchez.

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Go for the kill here.

Let’s check for a foul. Then offside. Then handball. Owt else?

After how we were torn apart last season, I think we might go with a back 3 today and match up their shape. If Schar can’t play then Lascelles, Botman & Burn with Trippier & Targett as wing backs. Bruno, Willock & Longstaff in midfield. Wilson up top with Almiron off him.

Love Keane as a pundit but dear me that’s embarrassing. Might be projecting a bit after the way Ferguson ended his career at Man Utd too.