JeffJ

Sure Neville says ‘just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for Man Utd’ at least once a month.

Jadon Ibe with another 60 minutes of nothing. Lucky they only pay Dortmund £4.99 in easy monthly instalments for him. He might be a nice restoration project for us next summer. Eddie would get a tune out of him.

Damage limitation after 45 minutes at Brentford. McTominay plodding on to protect the 0-4 scoreline. I’d be embarrassed to support Man Utd like. Hilarious.

Glory glory. They might be able to tempt Fat Sam out of retirement for the relegation battle.

How many games did De Boer get at Palace?

3-0!!!! Megastore FC are an absolute shambles and it’s fucking brilliant. Feel for the Glazers though, they deserve more respect from the fans after bankrolling their soccer franchise.

Arnautovic would have kept possession.

Hate to see it. Hope it didn’t ruin the day out and stop the day trippers shoving money into the Glazers pockets. They need all the money they can get for exciting new signings.

He was fucking delighted when the Germans pegged us back.

Just been to the box office. Me and my dad had season tickets from 1988 to 2019. We aren’t eligible. Giving up our tickets was such a hard decision but we just couldn’t continue to put money in Ashley’s pocket so took a stand. No easy way for the club to approach season ticket sales. Gutted.

Josh Scowen winner would be immense.

Thoughts and prayers with the Durham Reds at this difficult time.

Fucking hilarious. Maybe Harry Maguire has been holding this defence together all season. Season started with the fanfare of Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo as Ole challenges for the title. Season ends with OAP’s Mata, Matic and Cavani going through the motions as Ralf Rangnick leads them into mediocrity. Fucking hilarious. Even Ronaldo thinks so. Glazers must be furious after funding all the big signings. Great owners.

City score. And the crowd go mild. Put your fucking phones away man.

He was sat with a face like a burst arse in the Sky studio at SJP when we fucking pumped them 5-0. And that’s before diabetes and rosacea gave him a permanent baboon arse face.

Man Utd lucky to get away with only 9-0 over the two games. Thoughts and prayers with the Durham Reds. Hate to see it.

Great that a 4-1 loss at Watford isn’t even the low point for Man Utd this season

Damage limitation, 5 at the back and still getting torn apart. ‘Biggest club in the world’ playing like Steve Bruce is in charge. I’d be embarrassed to support Man Utd like.

Absolutely loving people singing along to Movin’ On Up at full time too. I was blind, now I can see You made a believer, out of me I was blind, now I can see You made a believer, out of me I'm movin' on up now Gettin' out of the darkness My light shines on My light shines on My light shines on I was lost, now I'm found I believe in you, I've got no bounds I was lost, now I'm found I believe in you, I got no bounds Fucking rights!

Was in the East Stand towards the Leazes and as soon as Willock gets past Tielemans, everybody was on their feet, you could just feel something was happening. Magic.

I think from the very first announcement that the takeover had gone through, the message was ‘We Are United’. Still remember the emotion of Eddie Howe celebrating with the fans after the first win against Burnley. It was only a little thing but it made me believe he was the right man for us. After the years of Ashley along with stooges like Bruce & Pardew, actually seeing the people in charge being passionate goes a long way. I remember KK saying once you get this club pointing in the right direction with a bit of momentum then it will be a juggernaut. We’ve only just begun.

Fucking magic! I’ve seen Mark McGhee, Steve Walsh, Alan Shearer & now Bruno G with absolute fucking joyful stoppage time winners against Leicester. We owed these cunts after the loss down there. State of their fans after the game trying to fight everyone and singing ‘60 years, you've won fuck all’. Get ready for the next 60 years you fucking inbred paper clapper loving, crisp nonces. Tudor > Walkers.

Fucking hell, that pass from Alexander-Arnold to start the move for the 3rd goal is incredible.