JeffJ

‘Alleged’

Its great seeing us going to any ground and not being a soft touch. We were by far better team in the first half and we dug in when we needed to in the second half. The fact Howe has managed to change the mentality from the years of surrender and excuse in such a short period of time is phenomenal. Hell of a base to work from, just need to get the players fit. Now go and buy the best physio team in the world and all the inhalers the FA allow.

Yeah, it’s going to take a few more windows to move out players who aren’t good enough and bring in that quality in depth. Trying to find clubs to take Wood, Lewis, Fraser, and Lascelles won’t be easy. We’ve missed the boat on selling them all to Forest. If we ever get the current squad fully fit then we are a top 7 side. Nothing to fear.

Their team is a fine representation of their fans.

Ronaldo. A true predator. Put it in and ask questions later.

He’s got to score the second header. All over these cunts.

Feel for the Glazers. Deserve so much better than the glory hunter ‘supporters’ of their franchise. Shame.

Early train back to London from the Republik of Mancunia? Hate to see it.

Norwich scarves will be out in force at next game. Maybe some more death threats too.

Embarrassing effort from Manchester Reds. Humiliating. They’ll be burning their shirts on the streets of Dublin and Durham. Then buying City ones.

Cunts. Gutted but know that Eddie will use this as a learning moment in our development. We are going to fucking bullyram the fuck out of the next unfortunate team in our path. Liverpool (H) will be marked on the calendar.

In 5 minutes stoppage time, they found an additional 3 minutes. Matches would last for nearly 2 and a half hours at the rate Marriner gave Klopp once we hit 90 minutes.

Recall Hendrick.

Both players will fill urgent needs at both clubs. Fees reflect that need. If it’s true then United’s ownership are showing great ambition paying top money for a young, exciting player like Isaak. Glazers deserve great for pulling off such a coup by signing Casemiro, quality player and a proven winner. Up there with the likes of Pogba and Di Maria as big name, high level signings for Manchester.

So glad we dodged that bullet.

Joe Faux scored for Caernarfon. Or Joe Fox as Micky Quinn would say.

Awful place. Was there when Demba scored a perfect hattrick and Simpson kept using Delap’s towel to dry the ball for 5 yard throw ins to waste time. Excellent shithousery. Danny Simpson uses other men’s towels to dry his balls.

Clinical finish. Great play from Eze.

Sure Neville says ‘just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for Man Utd’ at least once a month.

Jadon Ibe with another 60 minutes of nothing. Lucky they only pay Dortmund £4.99 in easy monthly instalments for him. He might be a nice restoration project for us next summer. Eddie would get a tune out of him.

Damage limitation after 45 minutes at Brentford. McTominay plodding on to protect the 0-4 scoreline. I’d be embarrassed to support Man Utd like. Hilarious.

Glory glory. They might be able to tempt Fat Sam out of retirement for the relegation battle.

How many games did De Boer get at Palace?

3-0!!!! Megastore FC are an absolute shambles and it’s fucking brilliant. Feel for the Glazers though, they deserve more respect from the fans after bankrolling their soccer franchise.

Arnautovic would have kept possession.