Lazarus

It won't take them long to realise that theyve got an absolute gem of a manager.

I take it this is what the ESL clubs have negotiated as FFP is too restrictive?

WTF? (Thats the second time Ive said that tonight).

Awesome. Thats it til this time next year

Just done some youtube scouting of him and my report is as follows: Some nice touches and positional play. Seems similar to Willock, worth 4.5m to 6m.

He was hugely under rated.

All their rivals are selling arnt they? Very few cloobs will be able to challenge them i think.

Aah well - should easily be able to justify doubling that. Trebling or more is a bit more unrealistic I would say - though a clearly defined salary progression scale based on targets and stuff should be agreeable to all

Cant get a chubby unless a girl has a watering can in her hands is what I heard.....

Legacy award innit

Whats he worth per week? Anyone know his Arsenal wages - I would guess hes in the 30k 40k range??

Thats @Mike busy for the next day....

Wow - are we actually trying to improve the squad?

Almost brings new meaning to the phrase 'Explosive counter attack'.

Nah - he wouldnt have come here. We might have offered a contract if the takeover, Poch, facilities, squad had happenned but couldnt see him coming here.

How on earth has that gone ahead?

Yeah - rumoured to be 40% but it'll never be confirmed and the money will disappear

Nah - Jones will save his skin again

Great stuff but its the minimum we needed and it only puts us level with last season. Meanwhile, our PL rivals have strengthened for THIS season....

You sound surprised we do this every single year. Crazy way to run any business, never mnd a 'professional' football team.

From https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/tax-calculator/ Per year, for 6 years.

Its all cool, no problems. Were a canny bunch on here. (Apart from the bullying, the namecalling, the relentless pisstaking, the dragging up of stuff from years ago, the ITK bullshit, the dodgy photoshopping, the prontonising, etc etc)

Thats my line - get your own!