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I know Mrs Bruno and Joelinton do most of their shopping at Back Page, but Maxi found enough clothes shops to be satisfied. They can always go on a midweek trip to Milan with wor Julliette.

Better than his sister-in-law.

Best unlock we made was when the ref then blew for halftime.

If we're looking at players from PSR hit clubs, those clubs could be trying to offload fringe players or make academy swaps before they sell a player they want to keep. There's still a full month for them to try and make that happen.

I don't think Monchi was anywhere near them (except maybe the fourth). Emery then went by himself and confronted the ref as they were entering the tunnel. Just seems off that the DoF would be down there.

Is it typical for Monchi to come down to the touchline? It was mentioned by the commentators at the final whistle (so he got down there sharpish). Just wondering if there is tension there and he was pulling a Greek on Emery or not.

1:35 in "We cooked the roast, set the table, poured the gravy - then let Newcastle sit down and eat it"

After watching the match yesterday, saw this on the way back to the car: Still remember the one in a million time he managed to get a free kick between the top of the Gallowgate and underside of the NEI scoreboard. Can't remember if it was a reserve game or Northumbria Senior Cup, don't think it was in the league.

I know he (Gordon) is our outlet, but it was a case of Jack Jogback yesterday. Everton would have the ball around our box, and you'd see him enter the picture trotting back over the halfway line.

That's all the second seed in the playoffs won this year.

I think they clarified it after this?

Popped in, souled out. They are like a bunch of wet wet wet fannies.

I thought he would have done a Bosman a couple of years back (before ultimately renewing). He must like being the big fish.

The other thing with the Hawkeye mistake, is that Villa were facing an FFP charge from the EFL for their promotion season. They were doing a Leeds but pulled it off to get out and then luck kept them up.

He's been busking by Grey's Monument recently, gagging to come back.

Love the Love Actually music.

Scott McTominay, Scott McTominay, He eats spaghetti, He loves Moretti, He hates fucking Man United.

Worked for Julio Iglesias.

Remind me of the story of a Sunderland couple getting married, and at the reception they wanted toast and sandwiches as everyone was in ta bread.

Were they on the bench? I see they are all dressed like full kit wankers if not

Should at least lose coefficient points.

Gusto went in two footed too mind.

WTF, he's like 10 yards onside!