Teslact

I thought he showed real promise in his cameo today. Good pace and strength - against an admittedly soft defense - and a decent layoff for the Barnes chance that he snatched at. No sign of his finishing ability yet, but the rest of the game looked in the mould of the Wilson we saw a couple of years ago.

Just like Shepherd did to try and land Rooney but we ended up with the likes of Boumsong.

He should file a complaint that they didn't protect him from abuse in the workplace by Klopp et al and it drove him to despair. Serious, not serious, I'm not sure of my feelings here

I hope we Land that deal.

Isn't he out of contract in the summer? A Jan sale would be for a pittance, and he's too old for a tribunal fee.

Lots of clutching the inhalers today.

So is he getting the super max, or signing pre-contract with Real to replace Modric in the summer?

After play on from the Longstaff tackle and then Yates went through Gordon (?) (after they got the ball back and then we did) I really thought Taylor was going to give him two yellows. Unbelievable.

We used to try some inventive corners like that. Now we just lump it in, don't even try crashing down on the six yard box.

"Motcomb Estates Limited". Motcomb sounds like a thing for getting lice out of your lass's pubes.

Thornton, toffee, the new stadium is moving to the docks (arena) site.

Apart from the deceit, this kind of implies that everyone knew direct investment - ie wrapped up in owner interest free loans - wasn't kosher either. Otherwise why not just do that?

Yanks... (Paramount+) Magpies

My brother-in-law took this pic earlier today. Thumbs up from him saying "Thanks for Newcastle".

That Red would never take it lying down.

Are we still supposed to be crying that Ashworth left us?

Two yellows from throw-ins must be a first.

Liverpool have only won one league title since too.

With Schar announcing his international retirement, he probably wants to be in Eddie's ear the next two weeks rather than let Fab get all the attention.

Hang on, we might have got a deal sheet submitted

Like third party ownership?

Confirmed on SSN, 18m rising to 21m.

Good job you added NUFC, otherwise it would have been a bunch of Only Fans promo tweets.

It reeks of Parry, like https://www.skysports.com/football/news/34651/13118481/fa-cup-replays-efl-and-non-league-clubs-hit-out-at-controversial-new-format

Apart from Liverpool, watch them all put out a team of kids anyway.