Teslact

Too big for a pigeon's.

I had Talksport on in the car on my way to work yesterday (I know, but I'd rather listen to football shite than baseball or US politics on the radio here), but Agbonlahor was asked what the biggest thing he'd ever got wrong as a pundit, and he admitted that it was saying someone would rather play for Brentford for half the money than play for us. About 12:13 in: https://talksport.com/radio/listen-again/1687273200/1687282200/

Even PIF aren't interested in getting him into the Saudi League on a free just to clear the wages off our books.

I wonder if the Price of Football uni course teaches the ManU masterclass on this subject.

Found them. The PDF shows them in the black section to the left of the bottom left point of the star. On the flag they are around the same line but moved about 6" to the right to straddle both the black and white section of the bottom left point of the star. Don't know how I couldn't find them before

Nips the transfer to us story in the bud.

Regarding Inter's due loan, for FFP can PIF just front the entire 50m right now but we then book it as 10m x 5 years? The Ashley model could prove useful if yes.

With the Internet you no longer need one unlike back in the day when trying to buy a Club International.

This thread has me reminiscing about Stella Pizza that was in the alley behind Worswick Street bus station.

My "We are Newcastle" surfer mini just arrived today, and the quality is superb! Nice thick material and the names are easy to read. Unfortunately, they don't line up with https://worflags.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/WAN-Surfer-Find-Your-Name.pdf or the individual images so I've not been able to locate our names on the actual flag! I checked a few start of sections, and they are off. For example, under the inner point of the star under the A of Newcastle there is "Bullock" on the PDF/graphic but the flag says "White". Is there an updated PDF?

Twitter getting their ad relevance spot on with an avoid mosquito bites product right next to this tweet.

You can also rewatch that clip to help collect the sample you'll need in a week or so for them to check it worked

Desperately trying to find a tenuous link to justify posting this:

Was Elland Road included? The BBC piece doesn't explicitly state it was, but does say the ground needs structural work. There was talk the owner had used the ground as collateral for the Sampdoria purchase, but maybe he has swapped it all for hard $. If not, then it really shows what a bargain we were. This 56% deal cost £170m on top of whatever they paid for the earlier 44%. He only paid £45m for the lot six years ago. Likes of Bates (and Ashley) must be fuming.

I can imagine the commentary now: Messi is waiting for the ball. Messi is still waiting for the ball. Messi has the ball and that is a world class restart after Miami go two zero down.

Crap team, worse stadium, even worse fans that can't sell out the 18k seater stadium and the league tripping over themselves to help out one team who were already gifted existence (or at least Beckham's share from his deal, which didn't help average attendances at all).

"I always wanted to be Julio Geordio when I grew up"

Technically they didn't need it in the end, but scoring the equalizer against Man City to get a point was huge at the time.

Has no one watched Goal!?

Should have kept my Joelinton shirt clean for today! I wore it to my kids' dance recital yesterday, but they have more today, and even out here near Seattle I got a "Is that a Joelinton shirt?" from a random guy who follows the PL.

It's a really shitty look for that league if they took the only trophy to Cologne and not Dortmund, not that they'll care.

Do they have two copies of the trophy or did they helicopter it in just now?

Musk locking it down to paying clients?

We got 30m for Sissoko seven years ago, admittedly a French international but I think most of us would swap Barnes for Sissoko at the same stage. I don't think he'll go cheap.

Chelsea to run themselves ragged for a point on Thursday (Scouse tears everywhere for extra credit) and then with Big Jo back we smash them to confirm third.