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Generational Talent Jack Clarke scored today, and the Jimmy Hill kick off delay special didn't phase him. That's the quality of their player development.

More like Passengers, where another team wakes us up to get their end away solve their PSR issue.

IIRC only 10% of it - for 20m - so valuing it at 200m, which is infinitely beyond ridiculous even for the best team since they had no stadium ownership etc.

Probably only paying Serena on match days too. (/s maybe she does freelance other days)

Looks like a bad double at a Pontins talent show.

In a bind? Up the creek? If it's a PSR fiddle you seek, it's the Greek! It's the Greek!

Didn't even bang his head on the ground.

If PSR is limiting his work, is there a grant we can apply for?

I see Douglas Luiz has only made 13 appearances for them. Is he injured or possibility of loan in return?

Spot on. The only egregious thing for me is if a pull back on the break is a yellow in the 30th minute it should be in the second (Smith-Rowe). If Bruno does that to Odegaad on Wednesday another ref will book him.

Still 8 minutes yet too!

Interesting to see how much they are in a PSR hole compared to "strengthening" a rival and maybe winning the Europa.

Is that the lad who was at Southampton two years ago? He was well admired here.

Apparently she's in a When Harry Met Sally ad for the Superbowl with Ryan and Crystal. Us old farts will lap that up.

LOL Spurs etc, but this BBC front page seems a bit biased when Spurs finished above Rangers in 4th:

In a reverse, Villa are getting licked by the Hoops.

Golazo with Micha Richards, Carraghar and Thierry Henry. Just show me the goals, I don't care about your bantz.

Did Michael Oliver ref an Arsenal game during those first 10? As that's obvious corruption as to why they didn't win the league last year.

All that money yet he's got the hair and brow stylist of MS13.

They'll be asking for a mohel to come in and give him the snip.

Bah Humber.

Sure it isn't 84€?

Chelsea's historical issues might run them close. Further - although it seems they've got away with it given the announcement from the PL the other day - the Deloitte Money League numbers just came out and their women's team had an income of 11.3m but they valued their self-sale-purchase as 200m (10% sale for 20m). You wouldn't, but by extrapolation that puts us at being worth 5.6bn! What's interesting with these figures is it shows Arsenal's income at 717m Euros, yet I thought Keiran McGuire's numbers were closer to 380m GBP / 425m Euro. They wouldn't have jumped that much in a year.

I met Robson at an Irish bar in Seattle back in summer 2015. My family was over and we were out on the piss and saw the sign outside - he was hawking their Cassillero del Diablo red wine (I bought one to talk to him, still not opened it) as ManU were playing the Sounders the next day. After our drunken "I played with you at Lord Lawson in 1975", "I was friends with your Justin" and "South Pelaw legend! Your mam was my dinner nanny" he asked us what we thought of McLaren being the new boss, and we thought it would be alright. He said he was shit

Didn't see this already, but on Total Sport they said Alex Murphy has gone on loan to Bolton until the end of the season.