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Was this a Lord Vader deal and he's also now on Targett wages? (20m not much better like)

If real, are the kids still in school? Should have had the opening on Saturday.

Cell outs

Geordie boys taking your Wissa Geordie boys taking your Wissa

Patrick Berger (not ex Liverpool player Patrik Berger) works for Sky Germany. Aren't they supposed to be one of the worst sources? Their glass ceiling is as smash proof as Cyber Truck glass, but no way they are paying him that much.

Sounds like it will be a boon to executive lunch caterers and little else.

58 for the Liverpool ballot, so way better than Villa's 77 unless you have to include the minimum 37 for membership - I usually come back to the UK June/July but doing August this year and will be here for this game. Booked a tour on our wedding anniversary

Definitely got enough players for one to pretend to have a concussion so they get 6 subs. They won't be playing the next two weeks anyway.

At 5 my nephew would win Champ Man 93 every season by reading the numbers as he couldn't be swayed by emotion since he couldn't read the names

An eternity ago now, but was it more than Charnley and Carr for the Jan 2013 swoop?

What's Sanjay doing these days?

With that name, I just picture him liking to get his O Face on.

And what is football inflation since Coutinho went for 142m? Start there for this summer, he's way more important than Coutinho was.

Win the league this season, next one finish second after a 15 point deduction. Though you know they'll change the rules to bring the PSR region forward to March so that the deduction can be applied in April of this season.

"He had a growth mindset to try new things and fail early"

I really like that Trans European show on a Sunday night (afternoon here while pulling weeds).

In the unveiling video she should wear a Trevor Francis tracksuit, would be mint.

Math teacher went mental when I missed class to get a tetanus shot after a dog bit me on the morning paper round.

His career has done a C64 classic

That's his fake persona when shopping at Sven's.

Elanga-ga-ga cut inside, score a goal, Elanga-ga-ga crossing from wide for Alexander, Elanga-ga-ga cut inside, score a goal, Elanga-ga-ga watch your back as Murphy's mam is from Birtley's Bronx.

At least Malen will be happy they will register him for the CL squad this year. Oh wait...

Looks more like his Grease 2 co-star from his Rex Manning days: (Met them both, and Adrian Zmed a few weeks ago)

It's a competition few are invited to. Time for the Sela Cup to shine!

British record sure, but not Neymar to PSG money