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I was just wondering the other day about how this is funded, and then just now I saw the (new?) sticky. Monthly set up.

Had to be satire, but outlets like NYT and Evening Standard are calling it out too: https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/soccer/crystal-palaces-record-shirt-sponsorship-deal-with-unheard-of-bookmaker-under-scrutiny/ar-BB1o6pZc?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Brian Mills is what we had too Apart from the obvious I remember they misprinted the games that came with the Nintendo Entertainment Systems - "Dick Hunt".

Am I missing something or are BBC using Mackematics here? (75 + 60) / (38 + 38) = 1.78 not 1.92. From https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/live/cq55yzvjd7xt at 15:56 How does Ten Hag stack up?

We could buy some Star Registry and then sell stars to PIF as energy futures.

Removes the talk around Southgate while the National team don't need that distraction, and then their fans will get behind him if we do well.

Club members now frothing like Billy Elliot's dad being told Wayne Sleep is not gay.

I wonder which side they are poking fun at, or if it's both? He'd consider it at a minimum. "Stan" ripped a team out of one city to move it to another 2000 miles away for almost 30 years, before not getting taxpayer funding he demanded and moved it back.

"Saudi Arabia announces huge Venky's chicken deal" "Newcastle sign Wharton on 2 year loan to buy"

Makes me want to lookup if that Sheff Utd documentary is streaming anywhere, and if I'd view it differently with adult eyes.

I want one of those really stupid Barcelona style release clauses. $1bn they are up to now aren't they?

'94? I remember there were too many posts to keep up with and so many were just the Fast Show line Cheesy Peas! Could have been a different NUFC list. No threaded inbox back then!

I think there has been a lot of glossing over their second half of the season (which was relatively piss poor), as the first half was so good. In the end they got 3pts less than we did and no cup final.

Don't Villa still have a potential charge from the EFL hanging over them?

Stormy didn't.

Greggs? Peters the Cathedral bakers.

Hope it's a cracking-nell game.

Took five minutes and they still didn't even show what it deduced, just announced the result. Did they show it on other coverage (Paramount Plus here)?

Do they not have the semi-automated? It's taking forever to check this.

Todd's been on the hallucinogenic BBQ sauce.

"Now there young man"

Thanks. I wasn't going to read the whole thing as the site was nearly as bad as Ronnie's.

What am I missing from the headling "VAR-less' tables give #AFC (x2) and Wolves #UCL spots" when the article shows Wolves in 13th (up from 14th)? Pure bait?

Someone posted the other day that second also gets a trophy now too, because of this. Way smaller though. The one today looked as big as the Champions League.

I thought the keeper from MLS was doing well for Chelsea?