Facundo Ferreyra

Jesus

That Croatian keeper is a fucking monster

Suarez crying

One of those cunts you'd never get tired of punching like

Fucking hell 3-3!

Fighting the Saudi players apparently...

You checked the bio for that account?

Third plate, surely?

To be fair to the tactically inept cabbage head, he did say this: "For me to win is a reflection on the players and my staff. They work tirelessly, and without them there's no award to win." No group photo though.

100% but Ando sounded like he needed to be put on suicide watch.

After watching and commentating on absolute shite for years and years it's great to hear him and Ando sound like they're loving what they do now. Ando in particular was a right miserable bastard for the last few seasons.

I'd do disgusting things to Eddie, man. What a fucking bloke.

HE'S BIG HE'S SLOW HE DOESN'T SCORE MANY GOALS CHRIS WOOOOOOOOD Love every member of this team despite how limited some of their abilities are. Good fucking times on Tyneside!

Here, smashing teams week in week out is fucking class.

Why's it on him like? He's on the bench

What a fucking player man. Just took a great coach with top class man management skills to bring him out of his shell instead of the fat bacon eating waster he had to put up with previously.

You should update your username every time Miggy scores. Please change it to Miggys Seventeenth Goal at once.

And all for the same price we flogged Andy Carroll for 11 years ago.

I could be talking complete shite here but this lad could seriously turn out to be the best centre back that has ever played for this club. He's an absolute fucking rock

"Made a very average team look much better than they are." was my favourite

How come Partey keeps playing for Arsenal - isn't he a legit wrongun?

I was worried that Villa would have a new manager bounce coming into this one, even though Emery's not in charge yet. Shouldn't have worried HOWAYYYYY

No team in this league I'd rather see us humble than Villa like. Shithouse nothing Brummie cunts.

Miggy only scores THUNDERBASTARDS like!