Facundo Ferreyra

Liverpool FC's Italian mouthpiece was saying last night that the deal was pretty much done.

If they're still trying to strike a deal then of course there's still work to do. What a pointless update

Another striker target slips away from us. Absolutely gutted.

Ah, the Mike Ashley approach

Ah man I don't want to have to start agreeing with Everton fans

Or just don't make a video featuring some fan giving useless advice. "Give it ya all bonny lad" Good job Derek from Benwell said that otherwise Thiaw would only give 50%.

I've never found him particularly funny, I don't understand why people like him so much.

Better than most people on this forum's Cantonese/Mandarin, I'd bet

Not even a soyface either

Exactly. If he does end up at Liverpool, what's stopping from doing this again if PSG, Real Madrid or Barcelona come knocking in future, offering him a massive pay rise?

Alexander Isak try to go one day without being a massive cunt challenge (impossible)

Hoping for some Bazza Brexit type, me. Simple as

One of my favourite stories about how much of a cunt Pardew is is from an ex-West Ham photographer's book:

Adam P camping outside the training ground yet?

We still at the "considering" stage here?

Give it a few hours and they'll be paying us

He changed his surname a while back.

If Lee Ryder says it's not happening then he's probably already signed.

This fella's gonna be fucking mint for us.

Hope he's better than Red Barclay

Ratcliffe when he wants to sign a new player: Ratcliffe when he sees Elsie in the staff canteen is still employed: