Facundo Ferreyra

Well this was a great tweet to see after the news of this apparent interest

I think lots of us will be dropping a massive wad if we actually sign someone

Because Arteta's a cunt.

Axel Disaster

It's the title of the livestream on YouTube.

"Second offer expected for Isak" Not sure where Sky Sports have got that from.

Finally, some good news

Strand Larsen who signed permanently for Wolves at the start of the month? How does that work?

Lee Ryder seems to be completely clueless about almost everything these days. It's shocking that he's still employed... or it would be if it was anyone other than The Comical that he worked for.

Is he suggesting Isak pay back £20m to the club out of his own pocket? That's pretty much what he's been paid in the three years he's been here if his reported £120k a week wage is correct, and that's before tax...

Newkeeper United

He'll spit on that thang? God I hate that meme

"Preparing"

Does he have undiagnosed ADHD or something? Looks like something I would do.

Anyone know which targets Hope has revealed? I binned off Twitter when Adolf Tesla took over. Has he misspelled Targetts, and it's just Matt Targett's family members?

I'm sold. Sell Isak and sign Cardwell NOW!

That's it, I'm fucking sold. Get this lad signed yesterday

I doubt we're special enough for him.

Or Minteh if he turns out to be good.

Agreed. Not much point having a thread for a player that might have signed for us but didn't.

Remember when Mikel Merino signed for us and nobody saw it coming, it seemed to come out of absolutely nowhere? I'd love a signing like that again.

Another one for the ignored users list.