Facundo Ferreyra

Pochettino sacked. Galtier is taking over.

Sorted three tickets for both games, get in. Gallowgate for Atalanta and East Stand for Bilbao.

3-2 v Everton in Rafa's last season. Pickford rugby tackling Rondon, only getting a yellow and then Ritchie fucking the penalty up - seemed everything was against us at half time as we were trailing 2-0, but Rondon and a Perez brace in the second half sealed the points. One of the best matches I've ever been to.

Love this tall sexy cunt already.

Just got a push notification from the NUFC twitter account, never opened a tweet notification that fast. It was announcing a new sleeve sponsor

Wonder what Puke makes of this. Actually, I don't care, bloke's a professional wind-up

The Botsignal is shining clearly in the sky above the Tyne bridge.

These rumours are gathering pace! Unlike Botman....

I remembered that Jak Alnwick exists last night

So you're telling me there's a chance....

He really was something else, wasn't he?

It's Sky Italia, it won't be.

"who are have been waiting" Can the Comical not afford proofreaders or can they simply not be arsed?

Proper happy with this. Great player, seems like a good bloke and clearly wants to be here. Excellent first signing of the Ashworth era!

I know this post is 4 and a half months old but every time I think about it I laugh

Shots on target? Salah's had one already

Any tips for the Champions League final? I have a load of free bets on Bet365 and no idea what to bet on

Harry Stinks

He did a fucking terrible job, what an absolute weapon.

Fuck sake Burnley

The new Messiah. Give him the keys to the city. What a fucking unbelievable job he's done. History maker.

World class and I still won't let anyone tell me any differently

World class and I won't let anyone tell me any differently

Love that he beat that whiney cunt Ralph Hassenhuttl

Is Beth just another one of Penn's accounts? Fucking misery.