Facundo Ferreyra

I gave this a go a few weeks back. It's truly unwatchable.

Wife came to her senses finally, good for her

Fjortoft in the mud

Couldn't give a fuck how much he costs. He's a striker and we don't currently have one. Sign him up

No Chancel, surely

Henry is a class act. Hasn't he always fought the corner of Newcastle fans? Really like him.

That would make sense, I've heard he's shite at commitment.

Isak's agent reading that:

Can Liam Neeson play up front?

I don't know why but describing footballers as donkeys has always made me laugh

I'm not Kean on this rumour like

Out of all of the awful things about Liverpool FC, I'm not sure that's something we can really criticise them for. He's dead.

39 isn't

Why the fuck have they watermarked that?

I thought Slot was a class act after we beat Liverpool in the cup final. Be a shame if he turns out to be a cunt, but it is Liverpool after all

Christ, that forum really makes me appreciate this place a lot more. No shite adverts taking up your entire screen on here

Bargain!

That's the joke

I tried to sell them the headline "Three-o Walcott" when Theo Walcott turned thirty.

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