Facundo Ferreyra

Now that we've sold Dubravka we don't have enough goalies on the books. Bring him hyem

Jim Ratcliffe trying to up his Klarna credit limit

Godspeed Martin, great servant to the club. Hope he has a shocker against us though

£32? What a rip

Would rather sign Nicolas Cage.

Hope he fucking bombs at Man U.

Friendship ended with football, now screaming into the void is my best friend

You've just reminded me of that #cans article that The Athletic published years ago

How could you forget the dreamboat Loris Karius?

Milan is canny close to Bergamo, where Atalanta are based... Scalvini back on the menu?

Of course there hasn't we're Newcastle fans, we always expect the absolute worst

It's looking unlikely now but if he does sack off Man U for us.... he's a cult hero from the off.

And no Europe whatsoever. Money talks.

Why would RB Leipzig entertain a lower offer? Tell Man U to match our price of fuck off, surely? Why would they accept a lower offer?

Nominal I'd imagine, probably no more than a million

The Duke of Dork!

Name makes me think of Duane Dibbley...

So a southerner?

So a southerner?

It's his thumbnails for me.

It's Burnsie. Posting that cunt should be a bannable offence.

Goldbridge is such a pathetic cunt. Funny to laugh at though