Facundo Ferreyra

What a pointless video bloke turns up at work

I'd like to see the Sweeney/Alder memorial garden properly maintained. I walked past it a few weeks ago and it looked like it hadn't been touched for years.

I always forget Doumbia played for us Ferreyra is more baffling for me as he didn't make a single appearance. Did he even make the bench?

The most baffling loan signing of all time.

Absolutely mental that this sort of thing is even a possibility now. Absolutely fucking insane. Still can't believe it.

When a premier league football club decided to sign a player after watching a few YouTube videos.

Great comment on that video: "I've seen more atmosphere at a car boot sale"

Most hated club in world football, let's gooooooo

Fixed

Would love it if they got Mark Knopfler to play Local Hero live prior to the match.

For not going harder on the cunt? So you should be.

Whatever cunt, nobody cares

Any good ones from the last 18 months?

Joining in with the #CANS. Saw this in the corner shop, it was made to be. BELTER!

IT'S DONE! ASHLEY'S OUT!!!!!!

Fuck me, I haven't seen that gif in decades

Sod Metro, I want the facts from that Dubai radio presenter bloke who tried to sort out the Bin Zayed takeover.

Newcastle, still riding the crest of the takeover wave, smash Spurs 12-0. Steve Bruce beams in his post-match press conference that it's the greatest victory of his managerial career, and that he hopes he can use it as a catalyst for the club to turn their league position around. He is sacked seconds later.

Class stuff Jinky. Finally we have our fucking club back. I hope Ashley is chased out of town by an angry mob, the cunt.