Facundo Ferreyra

100% but Ando sounded like he needed to be put on suicide watch.

After watching and commentating on absolute shite for years and years it's great to hear him and Ando sound like they're loving what they do now. Ando in particular was a right miserable bastard for the last few seasons.

I'd do disgusting things to Eddie, man. What a fucking bloke.

HE'S BIG HE'S SLOW HE DOESN'T SCORE MANY GOALS CHRIS WOOOOOOOOD Love every member of this team despite how limited some of their abilities are. Good fucking times on Tyneside!

Here, smashing teams week in week out is fucking class.

Why's it on him like? He's on the bench

What a fucking player man. Just took a great coach with top class man management skills to bring him out of his shell instead of the fat bacon eating waster he had to put up with previously.

You should update your username every time Miggy scores. Please change it to Miggys Seventeenth Goal at once.

And all for the same price we flogged Andy Carroll for 11 years ago.

I could be talking complete shite here but this lad could seriously turn out to be the best centre back that has ever played for this club. He's an absolute fucking rock

"Made a very average team look much better than they are." was my favourite

How come Partey keeps playing for Arsenal - isn't he a legit wrongun?

I was worried that Villa would have a new manager bounce coming into this one, even though Emery's not in charge yet. Shouldn't have worried HOWAYYYYY

No team in this league I'd rather see us humble than Villa like. Shithouse nothing Brummie cunts.

Miggy only scores THUNDERBASTARDS like!

What's he even doing there, acting like he's going to fall over or something?

Joelinton and Miggy both totally transformed under Howe. The man's a fucking miracle worker

GET IN YOU LOVELY PARAGUAYAN CUNT

Aye, absolutely woeful like. "Could go either way, a win for Newcastle or a win for Everton" Cheers for clarifying!

Class. I'd have failed hard at this, my knowledge is awful compared to most on here

Is that Missing Vowels round inspired by Only Connect? It's the only OC round I'm ever half good at!

I was at the lowest point I'd been at for a long time on this day last year, had a meeting at work pretty much to discuss how shit I was at the job, had a bit of a breakdown and took a half day to go home and be miserable on my own. Then the fucking takeover happens and I'm absolutely buzzing, forgetting all about my issues at work. What a day, total mixture of emotions. I left that job earlier this year and am now in a job I'm really fucking good at

Meat pie, sausage roll, come on Isak, giz a goal

Could go back in with a take it or leave it £5m offer for Tielemans