Facundo Ferreyra

The wording of this tweet is hilarious to me. Like he's only now going to sign because he's left his hotel. He wasn't going to sign when he left Madrid and flew over on a private jet or anything

Where's it been reported that Trippier's contract won't have a relegation clause?

Fairly sure it's a joke like

Fucking loving this Joelinton redemption arc. What a guy. Endured dog's abuse from our fans for two years then eventually comes good and turns into a fan favourite. Could become a powerhouse. If anyone deserves it, it's him.

What's Miggy done? Listening on the radio, bad tackle or something?

Rangnick to Man U confirmed.

Bottom of the league after that match man. Most entertaining Newcastle match for ages. Fuck sake.

That is a great goal from J7. Happy for him!

Get fucked Penfold you eggheaded bootlicking yes man fraud cunt.

Happy retirement, Spiderman

I'd say there's a reason the current crest has lasted for 33 years and counting while the others all lasted for less than a decade each.

Did he then threaten to slap the interviewer? If he didn't then I don't think he's cut out for this job.

Was that the "If Sammy scores, we're on the pitch" Darlo friendly where Sammy scored and people did indeed get on the pitch?

He's the complete opposite of the bacon muncher. He's not a fat lazy mess who lets players laze about doing fuck all training. Just for that I'm on board with his appointment. At least you know Howe will put effort in.

31. Set by Ivan Toney last season.

Aye. One of the few football media personalities who actually gets the club and its woes under Ashley. Seems to have a soft spot for us.

If I was him I'd tell them to fuck right off after they sacked him off a few months ago.

This c̶u̶n̶t̶ handsome fella signed yet?

I simply cannot understand how a professional football manager could come out with that absolute waffle. Did Arteta take some mind-bending drugs before that interview?

I hate to praise anyone who writes for the Daily Heil, but Hope has gone up in my estimations recently.

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