Armchair Pundit

Their manager sounds like a right dickhead with that accent.

Lol, Waddle pushing our superiority

It was never in doubt, those inbred fuckwits couldn't score in a barrel full of fannies

The amount of times their defenders have relied on shoulder barges against attackers is unreal, that shit would never hold up in the Prem, red cards a plenty!

Any chance we can stop this fucking about and score again?

Bloody ref is having a shocker, utter dogshit

Unless it's Liverpool or Man Utd

Fuck off commentary, fuck off ref

Jesus fucking christ, ref books Gordon for having his shirt damn near ripped of his front, but gave Hume nothing?! Fucking scandalous!

Hearing fuck all about us from the commentary, it's all Sunderland and how what they're doing. Completely one-sided.

The commentary being crazy biased, like they're watching a completely different match

Pilchard hitting the bar

Never keen on the "O'la!"s

Lol, there's a miserable looking T-Rex in the crowd

Fucking commentary pushing the disparity between the spend on our teams again, like the mackems are hard done by.

Big Joe off for Miley

That 'ready to go' shite is embarrassing

Magic sponge for Big Joe at half time, gather the lads, galvanise and come out in the second half to really hammer the inbred fucks.

They know it, wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to catch him

Nooooooooooo, not Big Joe

Miggy's grin, gotta love him