Armchair Pundit

Go on!

Why the fuck has he got five fingers on his left hand???

Meh, don't want him, he's pretty average

Amazing, just amazing! Candidate for "Up the arse corner"?...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Mbetty...

Amazing how often refs fall for blatant dives and 'gamesmanship', sad to see really.

I take it that's not our drum I can hear on the radio?

Go on Murph!

Good sub, odds on Anderson being the third Geordie to score?

Tonali does seem a bit limited in terms of his fitness, understandable though if he's not used to our tempo after playing in the Italian league, it's always been slower over there.

Murphy, Dummett and Anderson warming up, is that Gordon, Burn and Almiron off then? Or Isak off and Gordon moved up front?

C'mon lads

Baaaaaah!

WHAAAAAT THE FAAAAAAACCCCK IS THIS?!! GET IIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!

Some bugger's fed em the salmon mousse!

I can literally hear John Carver licking his lips on the commentary

Love our kit with white shorts by the way, think I prefer it to black shorts

80 days til Christmas??? It could be tonight!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Ah c'mon

If Isak had to go off, would you move Almiron up front and bring Murphy on the right?

Deffo the norm for CL. I don't like the continental approach at all, it encourages diving.