Armchair Pundit

... or Mike Ashley tbh

Hahaha, before the match started we all knew deep down that if Sheffield Utd was going to get a win this season it would be against us

I'm not sure that was a pen really, but meh, does it matter?

I still haven't worked out how Brenda Fricker got the job as our manager...

Imagine paying compensation to a club to take Steve Bruce off their hands

k'in hell, 62% 38% possession to Sheffield Utd

Hahahahahahahaha, Redknapp saying that Sheffield looked awesome in the first half and like a team playing to get in to Europe... ... no Jamie, they've been playing against a Steve Bruce Newcastle side. Sheffield have been shit, we've just been shitter!

What a twat, Fraser looks like a prick as well.

What's he had to say? Only just switching on now Just the usual guff about Bruce doing a reasonable job and how he couldn't do any better with what he has, how we're no worse now than we were under Rafa.

I'm so fed up to the back teeth of bullshit pundits like Redknapp telling us we expect too much and that Bruce is doing at least as good a job as Rafa did with the players he has, it's utter bollocks! Boils my bastard piss!

Fuck off Redknapp you complete cock whistle

It's not even English at all though really. It's been written by a complete idiot and anyone with half a brain can see that as clear as day. Oh hello, here’s the Newcastle Online resident idiot. I think some people just want to see the world burn

Ffs, the fat headed dick-stain has only been back in the league five minutes and Sky are already adding him to their headline banner amongst managers of the bigger teams, it's these little things that tip me over the edge...

I think, I think I've had enough of discussing the club and bothering with it now. I'm done until a takeover happens, I'm just getting nothing from it anymore, I'm just no longer bothered or interested. I don't think it even had anything to do particularly with the last two matches, Bruce and his excuses are just the miniscule last thing that's tipped me over the edge, there's just no point to it. I'm done. ...of course, it could also be that post-Christmas despondency and Tier 4 settling in, but I've had enough of feeling like it already and being a supporter of a club that could and should be so much more isn't helping.

I just heard that, is this whole thing a running joke amongst the commentators that we don't know about? Fuck sake.

Block them I'd like to think they were on the wind-up but they're deadly serious! They are actually defending Bruce like he's doing a good job and getting a rough deal! It must be early onset dementia.

If by better, you mean worse in every way, Yes They are adamant Bruce's stats are better and have just told me Rafa's haven't been very good at every club he's managed, I feel like I'm living in the Twilight Zone or something!

I'm also being told Bruce's stats are better than Rafa's, is that really a thing? Surely not.

I can't believe I'm still having a conversation with a Newcastle fan who's still making excuses for Bruce, I'm being told that it's not his fault that most of our team a 'good' championship players at best and that Brentford's a good championship side because they only just missed out on promotion... ... I despair

:gm's patter: :gm's patter: :gm's patter:

Couldn't it be to setup offices or hospitality linked to the club? If there aren't any plans to move the club to a new ground any time soon then some decent renovations to listed buildings could be an option perhaps, not that they look like they need it by the way.

Meh, the cheating little turd was dead to me the minute he handled the ball in to the back of the net in 86

Is there a brief summary of that, maybe key points?