Kid Icarus

Wish I'd kept my appointment to throw myself into a threshing machine than watch those two matches.

I mean fuck Slovenia as well tbh. Stank the tournament out

I'm supposed to be impressed by Sesko am I?

Seeing Ronaldo crying there was like how I feel Phil Leotardo felt when he saw Johnny Sack cry.

That's not even a bad pen that's just an outrageous save

What a fucking save

This has been an absolutely shite tournament

Would have been perfect a few years ago

It's a no-brainer really. I admire him a lot and he would have been a great player to bring on late into a game, but Murphy has done enough to cement that position for now and it's the obvious area we need someone at the same level as Isak and Gordon.

Looking forward to Disco's post on this

Okay Eeyore

Or else what? Fucking pathetic some of our lot like, you'd think they did anything during the Ashley era the way they go on about the slightest thing now.

Yuuuuus

Reminds me of the day my daughter was born

Used to have great fun with my mates as a kid doing the whole 'John!' 'FAAAAAANNAAAAAY!' scene. Was a great way to get away with shouting the word fanny.

Ruddy hell, that's a hard sell

Someone should do psychological analysis on the psyche of the typical Newcastle fan. It seems to sit somewhere inbetween brattish entitlement and emotionally damaged paranoia. Like someone who's managed to bag Scarlett Johanssen and flits between thinking she's taking you for granted and thinking she'll leave you for someone better.

I'll go one step further and say that I think they're pathetic. And unbelievably predictable as well.

Like a new signing

Could be another unified "Newcastle are skint" front to help with transfer fees. Probably not a good idea to go into the buying stage with clubs knowing we have a fortune burning a hole in our pocket.

So after all that there was no need for any of that drama in the press. Makes it all the stranger

So from the sounds of it we got the full £20m? So we're on £88m income from the last 2 days.

Sad to see him go, even if the fee is good and he wasn't a starter. Would have loved to see him develop here.