Kid Icarus

He might not be the worst player in the league but it's always noticeable how shit he is.

Wood you believe it

Forest looking the better team but I've seen this for most of the season from Chelsea.

As predictable as anything. Our fanbase are emotionally damaged.

Because I made a mistake. 6 notifications in less than a minute

Aye, very quickly edited. Felt like a loss that's why. ?

6th isn't (ah yeah it is ) I know what you're saying re your other posts btw, just think the disappointment/frustration from today is a bit raw for a lot of people (usual whingers aside)

Stay at home next time please @Dokko

He was technically 'right' to take Isak off, he wasn't playing well and it wasn't working, it's just odd/unconventional/brave/whatever you want to call it to take off a player with his record.

Unsurprisingly your last one was the last time we lost.

Anyway, for posterity: Dubravka: 6 Livramento: 5.5 Krafth: 6 Burn: 6 Hall: 7 Bruno: 7.5 Longstaff: 6 Anderson: 7.5 Murphy: 5 Isak: 5 Gordon: 7.5

Miggy has been involved in some high reward 'clutch' moments this season and done some inexplicable things like.

That needed to be a win. 7th definitely in play but I'd be shocked if we got 6th now.

Definitely has the feeling of one that could go either way. Hopefully the players we have available off the bench can be the game changers. I can't remember the last time we attacked towards the Leazes in the 2nd half.

Oh Callum

Excellent bench.

16+10, let's be real.

It's all a bit Watford away for me.

While the sheep are asking whether the glass is half full or empty, Beth is asking "what's it half full/empty with?" or "is it being filled or emptied?" and "should I drink it?" With the answers being: duck shit, filled, and yes please, Beth.

If it makes you feel any better, Gordon has the most goals and assists in 30 years.

I'll do this, but I'll also do my top 10 players of the Season based on my match ratings once it's all over because why the fuck not. At the moment my chosen player of the Season isn't in 1st based on match ratings. Newcastle Specific Player of the Season: Anthony Gordon Young player of the season (21 or lower): Tino Livramento Season to forget: Sandro Tonali Most Improved: Anthony Gordon Unsung Hero: Dan Burn Signing of the Season: Tino Livramento Goal of the season: Schär vs PSG Moment of the season: The entire before, during and after of PSG at home. Magic Low point of the season: Feel weird saying this one yet, as we might not get Europe but for me it was the 1-1 at home to Everton. Manager rating (Out of 10): 8.5 Premier League Specific Player of the Season: William Saliba Young player of the season (21 or lower): Tino Livramento Manager of the Season: Unai Emery Season to forget: Man United

It should be but they would look even worse so I just did them near enough so the inspiration is obvious without them looking ridiculous

I could have let this ruin my weekend, so I've gone and done a couple and got them out the way now. They're canny low effort like, I found it quite hard to get anything that I personally like out of the colours, but you get the jist. One based on the flag Another as a sort of urban/rural textile idea Bonus one a did the other week based on Holland '88 and the SJP roof

My understanding was that I would be choosing the Player of the Season.