Kid Icarus

2 days ago he was saying that the Newcastle board had blocked the transfer altogether. He's a fucking terrible journalist.

Wish he'd stfu like, every day it's a different, contradictory story.

Lol, run naked backwards through a field of dicks you cunts. Loooooooooooosers

There are very few, if any, non-plastics on r/soccer, totally unsurprising.

From what I've heard the club does want to be much more data driven with our transfer targets and its something everyone was on board when Mitchell was here.

He did preface the wanting someone who wants to play for us with what's best for the club and the squad. Howe's said so many contradictory/all encompassing things that I don’t know what's happening tbh, think he's just covering all bases, which makes sense.

Unless one of Romano's sources is on the Newcastle board or he knows something that's in play that means Isak has to be sold I don't know how he can know that it's on.

No one linked with Mikautadze at Lyon? Apparently Lyon only want £25m and he looks incredible at that price.

Probably the striker I'm least taken by out of those we've been linked with and the most expensive. Can only presume Woltemade is prohibitively expensive or not on the market at the moment.

Rumours of Liverpool putting a £30m bid in for Guehi. Strange timing before a final involving the two teams. Sweet and wholesome butter wouldn't melt Liverpool would surely never do such a thing.

Think it's this. Never fails to make me laugh

Greizmann's a crease like, dunno what it is about him.

Wonder how many people liked this hoping you didn't mean them

Tbf, the only ones that were really exclusively rejections of us were Ekitike, Trafford, Pedro and Sesko. Multiple clubs were interested in Delap, Mbuemo, Huijsen and of those it was only Delap that we were properly in for.

Not enough to have something bad happen, so has to also be snarky about the thing we're losing. Match thread poison.

Yes

Cool cool

Gordon's enthusiasm is there and you hope that'll make it click for him eventually. Looks far off it right now.

Just reliable that it's possible tbh

Hard to look like us with no striker, but we don't look like us

Wooooo, a signing

Poor from Gordon that mind.

It's on cbs sports

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Tino and Hall were overpriced until they weren't and he's just turned 24, so let's see how it goes.