Kid Icarus

Best £26 I've ever wasted.

Genuinely wondered if he was struggling with the kits clashing when he misplaced a couple of passes. Thought he was generally stable otherwise

Had a very stable game, he's looked more like the Dubravka I remember lately.

Credit where it's due, really happy that he had a great game all round. He even put a good right footed cross in that absolutely no one expected.

That 2nd isn't the nothing finish he makes it look like, they're often shanked wide, but he's scalpel sharp with his finishing.

Wish this absolute worm would stop getting bumped. Worthless subhuman scum

More John Candy references please

Can't believe I was worried about this like, they're unbelievably shite

Stepped up when we lost Joelinton, who himself would have been MOTM. Together they ragdolled them

Landed on my wheels, pulled over and said what were you worried about? Men against boys. Sunderland were very lucky that it was only 3 nil in this match, let alone what we would have been like firing on all cylinders. They offered absolutely nothing, we were professional and dominant. Chuffed that it's done and we did it so comfortably with a clean sheet and no fuss. Dubravka: 8 Trippier: 7.5 Schär: 7 Botman: 7 Burn: 7 Joelinton: 8 Miley: 6 Bruno: 8.5 Longstaff: 6.5 Gordon: 7.5 Isak: 8 Almiron: 8

Come on lads, I don't want to have to be talking about injuries and fatigue in an hour's time, put this to bed.

Good half, happy with how we managed that and imo should be playing against 10 men and at least another chance taken. Hopefully we can build on it because while it stays 1-0 they'll likely have at least one little spell. Joelinton has been excellent and Miggy's defensive work has been spot on. If only Longstaff could finish better.

Don't think I've ever done so much housework in the space of 10 minutes

What do you think he's transfixed by?

Bruno wishes you all good fortune in these troubling times

Did the classic of going to bed late to wake up late, forgetting yet again that I'm not 19 and there's still a dog to be fed and walked and child to be fed at the same time. So now I'm in the same position but more tired.

I rarely bet, but I need some kind of softener if things go wrong tomorrow

Literally saying that the club should dox someone

Seems a bit off as I would imagine both are profitable. Maybe there's a part that means they can keep everything.

Right on my doorstep that. Highly doubt it but would rather they built it on the racecourse than build on the wooded land, it's where I take the dog for a walk and it's lush there.

Fucking hell this is incredible. I'd be absolutely gutted if I was one of them but thankfully I'm not so it's hilarious. Proper slapstick club.

They weren't amazing like. Me and my lass's brother both got the 95/96 training sweatshirts. His was pretty decent and fairly accurate, but the sponsor wasn't felt, it was just another layer of material. Mine came and it was made of shiny tracksuit material. Still wear it like, but the quality wasn't consistent.

Magic Sponge Retro, they don't exist anymore.

Yet Jonas was amazing at it. He could even fall over Laurel and Hardy style with sound effects and still get a free kick.

Still no barcode top ?