Kid Icarus

There will definitely be a bit of that like, but I do think Gary Neville genuinely believes that we can do the hearts and minds thing. And there are people like that.

It's absolutely unreal how deluded some people are like. The west is completely beholden to SA's whims, but a few footballers or 'getting them around the table' is going to change things.

That explains everything like.

Er no, I do mean Steven Fletcher. i.e in a family of Fletchers, like him, they're Steven...you know.

Similar to Clarke in some ways. Some very memorable errors overshadowing an otherwise very good defender.

I see your Tyldesley and raise you Steven 'Fletch' Fletcher

I dread to think what his life's like.

Don't say nasty things about LFEE's special boy

Must be happening after we sign Nmencha and Barella

I just want them to let me dream for a bit

I suppose everything's arguable if part of your brain is porridge.

It's like a fucking superhero costume. Not going to lie like, I'd have loved that when I was a kid.

Doesn't count as a sport What a stupid thing to say. I'd understand if it was darts or snooker.

He's magic like, I love him and especially how insanely direct he is.

Thinking about it now it's a no-brainer at that price like. I just hope he's there to offset ASM's weaknesses rather than replace him altogether. He feels like this year's Jack Harrison.

His stats are mad like. It's like getting a create a player, putting everything else down to 1 and everything to do with shooting and scoring on 99

True, but it's only been one season of it like.

ASM is in literally the top 1-10% of players in Europe's top leagues for assists, expected assists, carries, succesful take ons and runs and passes into the penalty area, shot and goal creating actions per 90, and all despite having an injury ravaged season. No end product is the opposite of his problem, it's a strength. Ironically, I think his biggest problem last season is not being greedy enough. He's hardly taken any shots himself.

Literally a Leicester fan in that thread saying he's a one trick pony tbf

ASM has end product like, especially now. His xA even last season was top tier. Similar to Willock's xA, it's not his fault that other players missed chances he put on a plate for them.

The Torygraph's record so far this summer has been very poor. Do or die in the thread creation stakes on this one imo.

Harvey Barnes sounds like the name of a teddy bear. Good player though, the Discman will be happy if we sign him, I think he's a big fan.

Yeah, if we got the pre ACL Chiesa it's him over pretty much everyone that's realistic imo

Here's one for you. Chiesa or Diaby? Chiesa was my dream signing when the takeover happened, but that injury is probably making me lean towards Diaby.

Tripps for £12m is probably the best deal in my lifetime like. Absolutely unreal considering the off-the-field stuff we get from him.