Kid Icarus

Pass the bucket, Jesus wept. Back to enjoying a thoroughly deserved Newcastle win.

He's perfect for Man United. Insufferable and arrogant.

Hahahahaha!

Second only to Trippier today for me. Should have had a hattrick of assists, completely had Dalot on his arse throughout, and made the right decisions most of the time. Class.

Genuinely should have had a hattrick. If gets his shooting boots back he'll be frightening.

Love owt like this. Have a class night mate!

Unless I missed something, I think that was a flawless performance. The decision making, execution, positioning, final ball, defending were all perfect. What a player

Get directly the fuck in. YAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!! The most one sided 2-0 you'll ever see. Should legitimately have been at least 4-0. Pope: 7.5 (only because he had nothing to do) Trippier: 10 Schär: 9 Botman: 9 Burn: 8.5 Bruno: 9 Willock: 9 Longstaff: 8.5 Murphy: 8 Isak: 8 ASM: 9.5 Joelinton: 7.5 Gordon: 8.5 Wilson: 8.5

Not sure why we'd need any changes until later tbh, we're getting plenty of joy at the moment

On paper you take it, but on another day it's 2 or 3-0, on most other days it's 1-0. Hopefully it's not a day where we rue our missed chances and pay the price.

Didn't the same survey show that despite the majority wanting it, most wouldn't want to personally move as well?

Tbf, the only proof will be in the pudding. None of us have any idea how much use him being up there will be, but I'd bet that it's better than being back here.

Don't see the point if the alternative is him not playing here either. He's in better training facilities, amongst a few Aussies, and is at least getting some minutes. Patience Iago, Patience

I wonder how much this Joao Felix performance set them back He's been shite, I'm still yet to see anything that consistently backs up the hype he had.

That's absolutely outrageous

Fulham fans will be chuckling over their chardonnays at Chelsea being below them.

I'm a broken record here like, but Spurs are basically as bad as Chelsea but with a world class striker. Shows the difference it makes imo.

Oh FFS This was supposed to be 2-1 Villa. Never mind

London is absolutely what you make of it like.

Chelsea look like they've stopped playing to me

John McGinn's looking like the player I thought he was when he first came on the scene, before Brummie told us otherwise

Andy Hindsight at it again

Rang again yesterday just to make absolutely sure it hadn't been handed in. The bloke was like "there's a denim jacket but it's a woman's, if you call in though it might not be on the list I've got" No, mine's the woman's denim jacket, they had it. So relieved like.