Kid Icarus

We better beat these, they're so open

In every match I've seen him except the one against us he's been unbelievably bad.

Even the U.S Liverpool lot on r/soccer are saying it's handball, which says it all considering the way they usually swear black is white.

This is unfuckingbelievable

Too long before the goal, even though Trent literally assists the fucking goal

Only West Ham is away. They've lost once at home this season.

The gaslighting is off the charts. What the fuck's going on? "tucked in" !?!

You seen their fixtures?

I know, but that means us definitely winning 3 and their matches are incredibly easy.

I feel like that's what every relegation battle looks like.

Well this is doing nothing for my worries about Liverpool inexplicably making the top 4.

Meslier letting that in is shocking. He was prime Yashin against us.

Commentators have just moved on like it's fine.

It's bullshit when it's not intentional. That was 100% intentional

Are they fucking kidding

Blatant hand ball

We need him just so we can say 'Perr Schurrs sterl thi sherr'

"What Messi should have done is..." Total pain in the arse, goes on like he was prime Maldini.

Andy Hindsight's on co-comms. Butter my arse.

Why's everyone still blind to Schär but rave about Botman at the same time? I honestly don't get it Literally every player in our back 5 getting plaudits except the most consistently excellent player.

Telling a team that's mainly made up of players you bought 5 minutes ago that they're embarrassing. Fucking incredible, I love him.

All being right in the world, we should do to them what we did to Man United and Chelsea and they'll end the season around 7th, but I've watched them scum themselves to results far too often this season to be confident about it. Hopefully their loss to Bournemouth was the tide finally turning.

Yeah when I read that I couldn't believe it. It's so stupid, embarrassing, and naive at such a basic level that I actually feel a bit sorry for the daft shite.

Dunno if they're all available to read, but loads of them are here: https://www.figc.it/it/tecnici/aula-multimediale/documenti/