Kid Icarus

In terms of looking for the ideal player and leader to have in our situation, Muller would be at the top of my list like. I'm choosing to believe that we're actually trying to get him just because it's funny.

Fucking hell

Man United claiming this while trying not to laugh

So it's basically random whether it actually means anything considering Liverpool didn't get Fekir. I thought when he was mentioned it meant when he went to Betis.

"showing unfeeling resistance to tender feelings" - literally never come across that word before.

Every single tweet that I've seen from him in this window would very much suggest so, yeah.

Still 5 days of this to go

Guess I'll have to shelve my dreams of labeling opposition strikers 'burn victims' for now then.

Apparently this is what Aulas does. He did the same with Lacazette, Fekir, Ndombele (and possibly others) according to Lyon fans.

If Staveley read the forum at any point over the last month she'll have seen a post about needing a midfielder like, so this is probably all thanks to you.

@ManDoon

Total sidenote but I hope the majority of the replies to Romano's tweets are bots. The thought of anyone living their lives in that way is so depressing.

There's cum everywhere

It's in their interests for us to not stay up, so not surprising really. Just pleased they haven't gone for what would have been a ridiculous deal.

Football insider are like F tier aren't they? That's the one problem with NUFC360, they don't have any quality filter for what they forward on.

When you have limited time and resources it can only have been a waste of both really. Personally I'd prefer to go for someone solid and dependable who'll keep us up, then go for our first target in the summer instead of spending huge amounts on our fourth or fifth target now.

Romano saying deal is definitely dead

He does have an uncanny knack of knowing which deals to talk about though, I'll give him that.

My kingdom for a club willing to sell a quality player who'll agree terms.

@ManDoon right now Also, great post

So we're not only after a midfielder, but appear to have scouted one considering no one knows if he's any good. 79 on FIFA for what it's worth. SAME RATING AS JUDE BELLINGHAM.

I don't think they're totally blameless in this mind. From the sounds of it they've been cock-teasing via their local friendly press and it seems like this sort of thing has happened before with them.