Kid Icarus

Should have known there'd be knackers singling out Shelvey for some mad reason. Unreal

One of those performances by Murphy that makes you think you could do about as well as he did.

Carragher summed it up perfectly. Messi has got the goals, assists, he's a playmaker, and he can run games. Ronaldo's got the goals. That's before getting onto the seemingly impossible things Messi's done that Ronaldo can't.

Is it fuck

£35m is too much like. I wonder how much Sarr would be.

I think he plays that 4222 system that all the Red Bull cultists do.

Leeds fans seem fairly split, which I found surprising, but all seem to agree that he struggles for consistency and can be guilty of overdoing it when taking players on. The stats don't lie in terms of his output though. I like him but wouldn't go anywhere near the £35m Leeds are asking for though, that's a price where you bring in someone from abroad who's another step higher than someone like Harrison.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Barca know they're the football equivalent of a too big to fail bank. They know they'll be bailed out so they're taking the piss.

Arrrrrrrrr shut up maaaaan

I love Willock like, really likeable lad. It's just dawned on me who his speaking pattern reminds me of. Someone else who's very likeable.

Was a bit bored, so saying as we seem to have a penchant for Ligue 1 players, I decided to go through all the Ligue 1 teams and look for anyone who is: 23 and under RM, RW, ST, CF, LW Has stats that might imply potential Anyway, I know nothing about these aside from the obvious bigger ones. Would be interesting to know how many of these are on our list and if anyone on here knows much about any of them. Diatta Zerkane Klidje Da Cunha Diaby (Clermont) Domingues Chadli (Troyes) Geubbels David Lihadji Wahi Makouana Gioacchini Badaoui Guessand Tete Faivre Barcola Cherki Ünder Dieng Ben Seghir Simons Gharbi Kalimuendo Costa (Lens) Kebbal Toure (Reims) Van Bergen Flips Mbuku Doku Tchaona Sulemana Sahi

Can he play right wing? hahahaha hahahaha

You seemed to rate him more than most as well. My money's on him being available again in a year or two like.

By choosing Messi over Chris Wood he's personally wronged me and I didn't want him anyway

Whenever the ball's played out to Dummett

All down to the genius of Chris Wood's cutback

Bruuuuuuuno!

The football's good like. Very crisp

Newcastle's second yellow, not Joelinton's second yellow. The commentator said it in a weird way.

Some nice play there mind.

Almost a fucking beautiful ball from Burn. Love that type of pass

I remember watching matches streamed on JustinTV from people in the crowd streaming to Periscope at like 0.5kbps and it still stuttered. Full HD coverage with commentary and we're whinging because the bloke commentating on a Newcastle pre-season friendly in Austria isn't Barry Davies

There are plenty of fans who think he's a twat. Have you ever heard a single thing about him being a negative influence within a club though?

Fair enough like, I was only replying to the comment about him not being a positive influence though.