Kid Icarus

Played really well without ever really having to get out of 2nd gear. Dubravka: 7 Hall: 7.5 Burn: 7.5 Schär: 6.5 Livramento: 5.5 Joelinton: 6 Willock: 6.5 Tonali: 9 Bruno: 6 Gordon: 7.5 Isak: 6.5 Murphy: 6 Barnes: 7

Very good half and seeming to grow into it too. Got to love Brentford trying to claim a free kick for what should have been a pen on Joelinton had Tonali not scored. Hope we look to cement it second half rather than stay tight.

Example?

What are you using to make them? Until now they've never been that precise in my experience

Think nigh on the exact opposite to Rod. Cynical PR aside what he did for the free school meals was brilliant. As a footballer I think he's a complete joke at this point and extremely unlikeable for a number of reasons.

As a fanbase we should be only slightly behind Man United's in understanding how disgustingly influential he was. No Cantona or Schmeichel in 95/96 and we win the league at a canter.

Ronaldo was at the very start of the wingers as forwards era so I suppose it's fine, but having forwards, wing forwards and out-and-out strikers together feels a bit forced and pointless tbh. Cantona, Salah, Bale and Shearer don't really belong together on any list that's supposed to make any sense.

Ginola was more or less equally brilliant with both feet as well. Agree Cazorla is the best I've seen with both feet.

Just on Martins's speed. He could have been as fast or as slow as he liked, he was pretty much useless at using it to his advantage. Can't really remember him ever using it in the same way someone like Bale, Walcott, Traore did. Loved him at the time for a bit but he was a strange player like.

8 points between 3rd and 13th

Cucurella should have been off in normal time. Cheating little rat.

Genuinely playing like a relegation threatened team, it's insane.

Man City playing football like they're all relearning how to walk after an accident.

No one deserves to win this, mind. Unreal how bad they both are.

Neville is unbearable

Howeh Stifler

That's a clear pen. Like one of Spurs's last week.

Not a pen for me

Was somehow even softer than Schär's

Could Man City's quality have conceivably left with the atmosphere?

Brighton look absolutely woeful without Welbeck.

Jesus, totally forgot about that

That's a foul by Anderson like