BennyBlanco

We all know who will be in the mix with a year left😂 We aren’t allowed a clear run at a player like that. . . .

Tbf can see it all going a bit quiet now until the last week of the window. Once Wissa is through the door that’s 4 in no major departures (for now). Yes we are light in midfield and if Isak continues to sulk like a tart we’re light up top as well but let’s face it - we’ve gone into seasons a lot worse off. I trust in Eddie to do the business with the squad available.

Was just thinking about this though. Definitely it’s in the way Liverpools derisory bid was rejected that has spurred on this social media assault and narrative about “Newcastle opening the door before LFC bid again”. Must have been that firm of a rebuttal that it’s been communicated back to Isaks agent/LFC and they’ve thrown the biggest of shit fits and pressed all the social media buttons on their tantrum panel at once. And for all the remonstrations and noise and bullshit it doesn’t seem to have changed a fucking thing. It remains an unassailable fact that the ball is firmly in our court both in terms of the amount of time still on his contract and the clubs financial position. My take is that he swallows his pride and comes back with his tail between his legs sometime mid September.

I hate getting my chips pissed on. That would have been a cracker of a signing and probably shores Bruno up for the foreseeable whilst his bezzie mate was with him. Ahh well.

They’ve so much form for utilising their puppets in the media like. Did it with Van Dijk, did it with Suarez and it’s never been as more apparent these past few weeks.

Hahah what’s his channel called - could do with a laugh

He’s spat his dummy out because he knows he can’t really win for now. Eddie seems strong enough to let him rot in the reserves until he wants to buck his ideas up and comes grovelling. Something he’ll be forced to do after a few months. Let’s have it right - football is a fickle business, he’ll soon be forgotten out of the limelight and the next big thing starts bagging goals for fun, there’s always a surprise package - keep your eyes on Morgan Rogers - he fits liverpools bill as well. Even if we decide to delay it for a year - there’ll be more competition for him then and we can still cash in. Ball is very very much in our court. He and his agent have played their hand, Liverpool have also tried all their tricks in the media - PIF/The Club haven’t blinked and now they’ll be panicking

£80m is far too much when the likes of Ramos are there for the taking at £60m ish. This lad could be mustard though. . . .

Literally the mortar holding this all together at the moment. Can’t wait until one of the super club 6 see that as well. . . .

This is either a masterstroke to get Liverpool to pay as much as possible or it’s us telling Isak to sniff our arses. Im very comfortable with both.

Liverpool have pretty much orchestrated this. He’ll be acting vile so we want to get shut of him asap for a price lower than the £150m spoken about. If he’s that set on going I’d be interested to see what the reaction would be if we said fine but we won’t be selling to Liverpool. . . . . .

I reckon if we do go in for this lad they’ll have our fuckin eyes out for him. Basically the vast majority of the Isak money id care to wager.

We won’t be allowed to sign him. Chelsea/Spurs written all over this.

Absolute joke. Truth be told I’ve already lost interest in this season. This is just a sign of how things are now. Basically begging for scraps at the cartel 6 table and packaging off our best players with a bow, a couple of low dignified salaams and a wish for them to treat him as well as they’ll pay him. It’s fucking nauseating. Nicholas Jackson and John McGinn - in the summer we were meant to kick on after our PSR woes were apparently behind us. Fuckin awful. It’s all well and good losing a few quality menu items - wait until they come for the chef. And the first manager that the cartel 6 that goes - you best believe Eddie Howe will be top of their list to replace them.

All this noise etc etc and nothing confirmed yet with Leipzig. Odd.

Gas lighted into buying one of Chelsea’s off casts. What a brilliant fuckin shower of shit window this is. Basically been told where to spend our money. Fuckin wank.

Andy Howe is probably that desperate now he’ll allow himself a public rogering just to get one over the line. What a fuckin shambles. About done with this pre-season me. We’re going to go into a potential 60 game season significantly worse for personnel than when we ended last year. Absolutely woeful. Probably the sort of fuck up that someone should lose their job over. . . .

It’s not mental when you look at what Villa had to do last year despite qualifying for the champions league. They had to lose some great players in order to pay the PSR bill. PSR is doing exactly what it’s been implemented to do - keep the upstarts like us under the boot of the big 6. It’s fucking nauseating.

Oh he’s definitely on the take with it. Part of a wall of noise to get leipzig to lower their price because it’s “the move Šeško wants”. So obvious and so fuckin tedious.

It’s a good question. Once you get tarred with a reputation in football it’s very hard to shirk. City are cheaters, Arsenal are bottlers, Man U have a plastic fan base etc etc. All tropes with vary degrees of inaccuracy but still that’s how they are seen by a lot of people. The consequences for us being labelled as an unwanted destination for players is pretty fuckin bad like.

The guff Romano parrots from Šeškos agent/Man United the more I get the feeling that Šeško probably does want to join them but Leipzig want them to match our terms. Tight Jimmy Ratface will be digging his heels in and arguing over a few coppers and the noise will be pressure to try and loosen the purse strings.

I remember Hazard making a massive song and dance about his decision when he’d already agreed to join Chelsea a month prior to the buzz. Started tweeting cryptic shit like “I will be playing in blue” getting the city fans in a wanking frenzy before doing the obvious thing and moving to London. Ridiculously vain behaviour. Not a fan of Šeško for following suit. Just get on with it and tell us you’re joining the other United ffs.

Absolutely stinks of Arsenal or Tottenham taking him. Because they’re the only two of the big 6 that hasn’t fucked our arses raw yet and it’s only fair to let them all have a go.

It’s astounding how pig headed some online Man U fans actually are about this. I would feel very very uneasy if Newcastle were spending money on already very very wealthy individuals whilst crying poverty and laying off staff.

Taking a step back from this. Look at Šeško. Just look at him. Trying not to judge the lad by looks alone but he looks like a footballer someone’s created on FIFA. The tats, the hair, the bland personality without a hint of individualism. He’s basically a Balkan live laugh love sticker. We all know what his choice will be. He’s been grown in a football lab and as a result he’ll zero imagination. He’ll have been told on the zoom by a piss stained Alex Ferguson fresh from the auld folks home that he can be the next Rooney, Giggs or any other prodigious sex pest they’ve had at that gaff. He’ll sell a billion shirts to Chinese kids fresh from the sweat shop in Bangladesh and tens of thousands of fans fresh from Ireland and London will sing his name every week. Oh and the cash. Don’t forget the cash, whatever Newcastle can pay just add another 50k on top and sign there baby. No no, don’t ask about what happens to big money signings at Man United just lick the back of your hand and smash it on that bit of paper, heaven knows you weren’t taught to write in the football labs Benjamin. Its all just so fuckin draining and predictable.