BennyBlanco

Did we have a buy back clause when we sold him? If not then why not?

I can absolutely 100% back up the notion that the man is a simpleton. I was involved in a local sports club where we had him on for a sportsman’s dinner. He demanded a place on the table, meal and free drinks for his son - who also turned out to be his driver because he was on a ban. Read his shtick from a bit of paper in what was one of the most boring experiences of my life. Had reports of him constantly being in the toilet - make of that what you will. Oh and when he engaged me in conversation about Newcastle it was basically like talking to a real life uninformed opinion. Just stereotyping to the max. Proper simpleton.

I think this lad is gunna be pure understated mustard of a signing. Knows where the goal is, gives us another dimension and will absolutely thrive off low driven balls into the box.

His team have posted that to get ahead of the narrative that he’s been ungrateful and disrespectful to a team who took a chance on him. Because let’s face it that’s exactly what the prick has been. Anyway - time to forget him now. We’ve had a great window - landed one of Europes most exciting and intriguing young strikers as well as a proven goal scorer in Wissa who fought like fuck to be here. Fuck Isak, Fuck his agent and fuck Liverpool.

I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and say it’s been someone who’s running his social media has just clicked the wrong button.

Had Isak stayed with a chance of reintegration it would have been a 9. That wasn’t possible so it’s a very very solid 8.

If we get 3 decent seasons out of him it’s well worth it until Big Dick Nick beds himself in. Isak saga aside - this has been a quality window

Caving at £130m is fuckin piss weak. Especially if we don’t another striker in tomorrow. I can only hope that something has been agreed with Wissa or Strand Larsen in order to facilitate this.

Agreed. I think things stay as they are now with the rodent eventually having to eat humble pie and get reintegrated.

If he’s got written proof they’ve said he can leave it’s a bit different to the situation with us and the rat.

Exactly. Stepping back, the club looks like it had spent the money it had available on the personnel and positions it wanted. The Isak situation hasn’t affected our PSR budget in the slightest. Hope is full of shit. At least Baldwards has been slightly more consistent here in regards to the rat.

I once walked in on my then 65 year old grandad having one off the wrist. I would rather see that again 100 times than watch another minute of this.

Elanga on please

We look slow and shit. Not sure what else to say right now.

Agreed. If he was called Luke Packett and wasn’t Bruno’s bosom buddy then nobody would give a tupenny fuck if he joined or not.

Unfortunately he doesn’t have the luxury of being bedded in slowly as per Howes usual method of getting him into the team. I’m not expecting fireworks straightaway from the kid but just be aware that my penis may burst from my trousers unsolicited if aforementioned fireworks do transpire.

Gives the squad a huge boost but also stacks the deck massively in our favour with the Isak situation. We have two quality strikers - let’s just rest at this level and wait for the scousers to come to us now with an offer that we simply can’t turn down.

Exactly this. The pendulum just swung massively in our favour. We’ve got one of the best strikers in world football and one of the most exciting prospects in Europe. If we wanted to we could just dig our heels in now and play the waiting game with Isak. With 3 years left on his deal it wouldn’t take long for him and his agent to put on their shitting pants. If Liverpool want him then they pay the going rate plus a bit extra for being tedious cunts all summer. Fuck em. Either that or they gamble on Ekitike staying fit all year and doing things on his own. . . . .

Edwards saying Woltemade is the Wilson replacement😂 Scousers will be fumin

That’s it. That’s the nickname.

We need to milk those Scouse cunts for everything they’re worth now. £140m + add on should do it. Oh and a hefty sell on fee when he inevitably does another Anelka like dick move and wants to move to Real Madrid etc

Fuckin hello

Never underestimate just how much the Premier League is willing to bend over for one of its clubs with a large global following.

Dont forget Liverpool will be respectfully waiting for us open the door for them to lowball us again. . . . . . . .

Probably not