BennyBlanco

Acting a bit of a smacked arse ala ballsak. Not a good look.

Exactly what we needed at Villa then. At this moment I’d take that - I’m struggling to see where the goals will come from without a proper striker or 2.

No Hope has just posted saying we are still in play for Ramos.

There’s an outside chance that this is a good thing. We just open twitter one day this week to see someone like Samu or Ramos is done and dusted and on the way for the medical ala the Tonali deal. But we ain’t that lucky?🙈

I mean, every solution should be on the table. . .

Im pretty sure the PIF have the resources, personnel, contacts and know how in how to quickly dispatch some former Balkan state wannabe tough guy.

And then he packs up his veet, takes his chauffeur driven car to the arse end of his desert exile, eats his weight in imported crisps whilst on FaceTime to Andy Gray before rounding off the day by blowing his custard on his estranged daughters mates tits.

Deffo this year they have put a lot of distance between themselves and the rest of the herd. Villa have finally been properly hamstrung and depending on the Isak situation we are also in the also rans.

Superb today. Composed, brilliant engine and absolutely bossed that midfield. Hate to say it but he carried Bruno a fair chunk as well today.

Couple of missteps today but his ability is there to be unlocked. Fluffed his lines for the one on one but he gave Digne a headache all afternoon. He’ll do well for us.

Boot them. Keep booting them we can’t boot them anymore. Until our fucking feet turn into bloody nubs and the game is abandoned through us having too many red cards. Fuck em. I want to see some proper violence in this one. Never hated a team as much as this lot.

Mr Miyagi if we’re dropping to that level

That’s a foul on elanga

Elanga is gunna be a nuisance this year. It’s fuckin lovely to see. Wissa should clean up with this sort of direct wing play.

Squad simply isn’t ready for this one with all the fuckery and upheaval. Villa win 3-1.

His goals per game ratio is much better than Isaks before he he joined the premier league. Id argue that Ramos could actually be a much better goal scorer in an Eddie Howe system.

Hahahahaha they really are the most unaware bunch of client journo wankers going.

The thought of Ramos as our new number 9 is making me as hard as a cats head lads I won’t lie to you. Sat here with my young, pregnant wife to be with her fantastic tits pouring out of this little white top and I’m being a bad pervert over a young Portuguese man. Somebody slap my nuts.

I don’t think it’s a matter of need with a player like Isak. Sometimes when they become available (as is more than likely the case) then you have to act if you’re in the financial position to. For me this move ticks all the boxes - we get that sulking cunt away from the club, he gets the big move he wants (surely he can’t say no to the champions of Europe) and we also get a purple player in a position we really need. I think PSG aren’t stupid and having Isak, Barcola and Kvaradona in the same team basically turns them into the strongest forward line in Europe for the next few years.

Getting Ramos and selling Isak to PSG would actually make me burst a bollock laughing at those Scouse cunts.

Dunno if this has been posted and can’t embed it because the cunt has blocked me but give baldwards his flowers here - he called this absolutely spot on 5 months ago

Like to think it’s Wissa + another striker. Then we can clart that sulking prick off to whoever wants to pay the going rate for him. Of all the things I had Isak down for being this decades Nicolas Anelka regen wasn’t one of them. Stupid fucking cunt.

They wouldn’t accept a penny less than £80m I don’t think. Personally I’d pay it up front before he develops anymore but you’re talking to the man who bought two tomahawks for absolutely no reason whilst a bit pissed last night so what the fuck do I know about financial responsibility🤷🏼‍♂️

Agreed. Any which way you look at it he’s been very very poorly advised. The worm is starting to turn though, everyday more and more commentators are voicing their opinion that he is making himself look a total cunt. His agent is also inadvertently casting the spotlight on himself, his reputation and his previous dodgy activities. Personally I’d like to see the door shut on him but it would be highly unpalatable to not have at least someone in as his replacement - whether or not he’s ready now or not. Samu ticks all the boxes for me - think the lad will just score goals wherever he goes. Ramos would also be acceptable.