BennyBlanco

Needs to address the absolutely woeful starts to games. If we play like we played today against City we’ll be face down in the mud and they’ll be running a prison train on us within 20 mins.

Ref gave us fuck all today

Done now. Fuckin shite.

Playing like cunts again

Shoot me but I’d bring miggy on now

Pope looks dodgy as today

Gordon is mentally on mars.

Not a single one of them look arsed.

Could be a bumming here

I retract all my previous comments. Harvey fuckin Barnes!

Save popey lad

8 mins?

This is fucking woeful. like proper gusset scraping awful. Mid table mediocrity and a mass exodus ahoy!

Given up already

Such a berbatov vibe about him. He’ll do nowt for 70 mins and spring to life and pull us out the shit.

No Tonali, no Barnes - no fuckin dynamism. Totally on Howe this so far.

“Lying” is slightly harsh. But I think it’s fair to say there’s a disconnect there with slight briefs against the other side. Worrying.

It might just be me but I definitely get a sense of a disconnect between Howe and Mitchell. Especially when it came to player acquisitions. Ive also heard that he wants his own man in. The good money was on Pochettino but that probably shows the value of local gossip😂

Atrocious again. Gunna be a long season.

Longstaff has been pap.

So, Paul Mitchell is sort of tied to where I live via him having kids with a local bird. He drinks in a certain pub because of said family ties. I’ve been invited to meet him and have a chat via the landlord - however I don’t think he’s ready for the questions I might ask. Sorry for being vague but happy to answer an questions asked directly.

A terrible window my anyone’s metric. There’s no denying it. Two exciting young talents out. A freebie defender and a couple of goalies in. Time to open the tins.

I could be, and more than likely am, wrong here but I can’t help but sense the frustration in eddies words re the transfer situation over his last few interviews. He made some eyebrow raising comments in Germany preseason and this morning was another indicator of all not being well. Makes you wonder if he told the FA to give him the summer for Newcastle to back him until he makes a decision about the national team job. Like I say, probably wrong.

And constantly getting away with it. If we tried any of that there’d be a loophole closed the next morning.

Either way - we will sign no cunt and I’ll crack open the tins. or we’ll sign Guehi and I’ll crack open the tins. I will not let this fuck up my Friday😂